Boss Hoss is going platinum!!!!!!!!

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Sep 30, 2002
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I get a call from one of my boys last night, and he tells me that he was going into a local gas station when out of the corner of his eye he see's these cats sellin cd's out of the trunk of a car. He goes over to the car and notices that the cd's are none other than the new Boss Hoss from the pussy across town. When he realizes who it is he then tries to walk away but yall know how it is, they run up behind you and tell you how good it is, and blah blah blah, so he says "man I just spent my money on gas dog, I don't have any money, I just have change" dude says hold on, goes back to the car and comes back with the single "crazy" and says "how much do you have dog?" my boy pulls out 71 cents yall! he said not only did the guy look happy to get the 71 cents but when he gave it to him the penny fell and the guy walked halfway across the parking lot to get it!!

I was fuckin laughing my head off, then I thought damn at 71 cents these motherfuckers might be able to sell at least 15 of these singles to blind, deaf and dumb people. Tech is gonna have to get on his shit and step up to the competition.
 
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Hell yeah, dem boyz is "Crazy" lets get muthafuckin realistic here it's obvious that "Dem Boyz" are having a hard time giving this cd away. If anyone ever approached me to buy it I'd have them PAY ME 71 cents just to walk it over to the trash can for them.

I am sure I could find a similar story to this one everyday but I wont waste my time they are making big enough fools of themselves, they don't need my help.

But hey lets remember that alot of artists sold cd's out of the trunk, oh wait a minute, didn't Tech say in MY OWN HELL that midwestside was made up of friends namely DYAMUND, DON JUAN, AND TECH N9NE, lets see here, I think I will run down to best buy and pick up a copy of my favorite Tech disc, and after that I will run down to the grassy part on the side of Quiktrip, oh shit I wonder where the portable store is today, lets see they were at 87th st yesterday so I bet they will be at the one on wornall today. Anybody who would like a copy of the disc just look for a big dumb lookin guy, with a car with midwestside written in crayon on notebook paper stuck to the side of the car with gum. Hey at 71 cents you guys better hurry before they sell out, estimated time for restocking is unavailable because DYAMUND'S cd burner is not working well right now so they can only burn about ten a day and by the time they draw the label art who knows.