Boomer's best nicknames?

[B-Buzz]

Whats your favorite nicknames that Chris Berman's came up with? I heard 2 great ones today, so figured Id make a thread

Miguel "Tejada they come, Tejada they fall"

Luis "Cry me a" Rivas

Albert "Winnie The" Pujols

Bobby Shaw"Shank Redemption"

Moises "Are they sayin boo or" Alou

 

[T-Dubb]

Eric sleeping with the Beinemy

 

[Cut-Throat]

Kurt "whats that" Manwaring

 

[Smitty]

Jeff Conine The Barbarian
That one dude he called "teen age" Muton "Ninja Turtle"
George "Taco" Bell
Jeff Dedmon "don't wear plaid"
Sylvester "When the swallows return to" Campusano
Chuck "new kids on" Knoblauch
Mark Carreon "my wayward son"

 

[T-Dubb]

I forgot about my favorite................Chris Fua mau "he's a bad motha" matufalla
or however the fuck you spell dudes name

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

GOOD THREAD

Carlos "In a Delgado La Vida" or something like that.

Michael " Heee Heee" Jackson

Check this site out:

http://www.op.net/~lmk/baseball/berman.htm

 

[B-Buzz]

^^ lmao, good shit... these are my favs

Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
Sandy "Remember the other" Alomar Jr.
Lance "You sank my" Blankenship
Bert "Be home" Blyleven
Jose "can you see" Canseco
Jim "Washer and" Dwyer
Steve "A bridge too" Farr
Tony Gwynn "and bear it"