bonsai = Marty50?

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emma

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I think bonsai is Marty50.

I don't have any tangible evidence of this that would hold up in a court of law, but he says a lot of strange, martyesque things. So I decided to do a little digging.

What I discovered:

  • Though the two screen names have never logged on from the same IP address, they have both logged in from Novato based Comcast IPs.

  • The last time Marty ever signed in was 7/24/10. Coincidentally, that was also bonsai's join date.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Discuss.
 

emma

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Also, neither of them uses apostrophes or capital letters; the style of writing is pretty much the same if you compare posts between Marty and bonsai.
 

Mac Jesus

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Yeah Emma, it's probably just a coincidence that they registered/stopped posting on the same day, and are both faggots, who say a bunch of faggot ass shit.
 

emma

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I mean, it's all speculation... but come on:

anal sex looks crazy on some porn, but in real life, id start gagging at the first smell of shit in the air. then you end up throwing up on the girls back. it just aint romantic.

id rather get a blow up doll, stick some hershey syrup in her booty hole and pretend that this is what anal sex is.

fuck even before i fuck the blow up doll in the booty, ill stick some ice cream in her booty hole with the hershey syrup and pretend im tossing the greens.

how do you guys stand the shit smell? do you guys put that jelly substance underneath your nose, like coroners do when they are examining a body?
who else would even think of some shit like this?
 

fillyacup

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i support emma, but not in the trickin' way


bonsi be blowing up the longest thread with a bunch of hot noods of women so i dont know..i get a vibe so thats why i try an refrain from propping him (nomartu)