blood in my eyeball

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Feb 14, 2004
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was playin' basketball with some friends not too long ago and one of them poked me in the left eye real good and now there's blood in the white part of my eye. this shit is trippin me out. i dont really wanna lose vision in my eyeballs. could that happen or am i all good?

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Jun 27, 2002
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naw it will go away..just looks crazy....i've had it happen before too, its just a eyeball hemmorhage...you'll live, but you have to pluck your eye out with a fork and wash it off and then pop it back in
 
Apr 25, 2002
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dont lie to the kid musty. thats whats wrong with this place all the rumors and misinformation.

what u need to do is scrub your eyeball real good with ajax and sand paper. btw u can thnk me later.
 
Feb 9, 2003
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dont lie to the kid Humboldt. thats whats wrong with this place all the rumors and misinformation.

what u need to do is pinch the other eye so your blood levels will balance out. btw u can thnk me later.
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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Don't lie to the kid, MexicanCommando. thats whats wrong with this place all the rumors and misinformation.

what you need to do is take a syringe, poke it in your eye, and drain all of the blood out.
 
Jun 13, 2005
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Don't lie to the kid, thats whats wrong with this place all the rumors and misinformation.

lean back & bust a nut in your eye.

i know from experience.

i lump the bitch in da eye, then make her blow me till i nut..in her eye

like magic you cant see the blood no more
 
Apr 25, 2002
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i dont know whats more disgusting, these wacky home remedies (all of which work, by the way, i personally used the syringe method when that shit happened to me back in 89) or aegursmind's avatar.
 
Aug 20, 2003
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yall is wrong don't lie to ol boy liek dat!

what you need to do is take dat sucker out and put it in a soft sock. after dat you tie da end of da sock so da eyeball wont come out.den you put it in da washer and set it on short wash.use a teaspoon of soap. that shit will clean dat bad boy right up and presto! good as new. DO NOT and i repeat..DO NOt put that fucker in da dryer. or it's all bad. you can thank me later. besafe homie.
 
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NICKpro RM said:
i dont know whats more disgusting, these wacky home remedies (all of which work, by the way, i personally used the syringe method when that shit happened to me back in 89) or aegursmind's avatar.
so you dont think im cute lmfao

thats me in my avatar. no shit :cool:

i made this one too