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May 12, 2002
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One day when we were all young and drinking for the first times, my boys parents were away. So partying at his hose was on. He got pretty wasted and his cousin showed up. They decided to go out. Well a group of em cut across his backyard. Mike (my boy) used to have a swing set back there but it had been 90% removed.

Well h ended up tripping on a 5% left behind and hit his head off of the second 5% sticking out of the ground. He was knocked out cold, unknown to his girl, and his friends who were young and drunk and oblivious to anything. Oh yeah, they walked all the way to another party before any of them asked "What happened to Mike?

Mikes mom came home that night and went to bed early. She got up for work the next morning and when she was in the kitchen, viewed Mike still knocked out in the back yard. She left him a note on the fridge to call her at work.

When mike woke form his drunken night and knocked out head, he went in and found the note, caled his mom and was on the phoce getting the earfull of his life. He was also supposed to be in school that day, lol. Found him knocked out.
 
May 13, 2002
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hahaha good stuff.. LOL @Mike (my boy) used to have a swing set back there but it had been 90% removed.
Well h ended up tripping on a 5% left behind and hit his head off of the second 5% sticking out of the ground.

that shit cracked me up!
 
May 12, 2002
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LOL^ lets do it!

I remember that old Neighborhoods thing Roloc started but i could never figure it out. I think it dealt with stories and articles. Not too many people will just read a whole post tho.