The first fght among mankind involved 2 people. One beat the shit out of the other.
The second fight among mankind involved the same two people. the one who got his ass kicked, now holds a stone in his hand. When the champ steps up, POW! He gets a stone to the face.
Now BARRY the one who got hit in the face by a rock, felt the first innovation of human combat; a.... WEAPON! so now BARRY has a plan.
The third fight among mankind involved BARRY walking up to LEMMY. LEMMY clutching his rock in hand. When LEMMY got closer to BARRY to hit him ith that rock, BARRY hit him with a bat.
The fourth fight among manknd involved LEMMY walking to BARRY. Taunting him to run straight at him, bat in hand, BARRY charges. LEMMY throws the stone; a... PROJECTILE! Hits BARRY in the head and knocks him out.
To prepare for the fifth fight, BARRY invented ARMOR and that included a helmet. When he aproached LEMMY, the stone projectile bounced off his helmet, and he smakced LEMMY with his bat.
The sixth fight among mankind involved LEMMY and his boy KRATE. KRATE flanked BARRY but got hit by the bat. Simultaniously, LEMMY rushed BARRY and knocked him down. Took his bat too.
The seventh fight among mankind was a step up, now there were real tools being made by other cave people. these tools were adapted into axes and knives. BARRY needing a step up from the bat, made an axe. He killed LEMMY and KRATE.
And after the advent of tools, well it was the very bigining of the arms race. When LEMMY died he and BARRYs peeps formed armies to fight over each others good name. this leads to WAR and we are still living in that state of war caused by disagreements between BARRY and LEMMY.
The second fight among mankind involved the same two people. the one who got his ass kicked, now holds a stone in his hand. When the champ steps up, POW! He gets a stone to the face.
Now BARRY the one who got hit in the face by a rock, felt the first innovation of human combat; a.... WEAPON! so now BARRY has a plan.
The third fight among mankind involved BARRY walking up to LEMMY. LEMMY clutching his rock in hand. When LEMMY got closer to BARRY to hit him ith that rock, BARRY hit him with a bat.
The fourth fight among manknd involved LEMMY walking to BARRY. Taunting him to run straight at him, bat in hand, BARRY charges. LEMMY throws the stone; a... PROJECTILE! Hits BARRY in the head and knocks him out.
To prepare for the fifth fight, BARRY invented ARMOR and that included a helmet. When he aproached LEMMY, the stone projectile bounced off his helmet, and he smakced LEMMY with his bat.
The sixth fight among mankind involved LEMMY and his boy KRATE. KRATE flanked BARRY but got hit by the bat. Simultaniously, LEMMY rushed BARRY and knocked him down. Took his bat too.
The seventh fight among mankind was a step up, now there were real tools being made by other cave people. these tools were adapted into axes and knives. BARRY needing a step up from the bat, made an axe. He killed LEMMY and KRATE.
And after the advent of tools, well it was the very bigining of the arms race. When LEMMY died he and BARRYs peeps formed armies to fight over each others good name. this leads to WAR and we are still living in that state of war caused by disagreements between BARRY and LEMMY.