bitches can't drive!

[NiNe2FiVe]

you guys are haters. not all girls drive bad. no guy has complained about my driving ever.

Id keep my mouth shut too if it was gonna get me some poontang, i myself have never been in a car with a female driver and not had several "OH holy shit!" moments, but that almost never happens because the man is suppose to drive anyway...

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

You damn right you're fearing for your life. Fuckin bitches that think they can drive think they are so sick with it. Bitches have the most road rage too! And they put it upon themselves. Fuckin tailgating mother fuckas and complaining how the car in front is driving slow. Well shit! Why don't you fuckin change fuckin lanes?!

My girl drives like me tho. She's good and precautious.

EVERY BITCH SUCKS AT DRIVING......EXCEPT MINE....

 

[kayvee]

its pretty much like this: u dont like the way i drive? your ass can walk! LMAO

~k.

 

[PsyDaL]

lol good thing my girl knows how to drive. I cant afford anymore DUIs....

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

only female i ever known that could drive.... danica patrick.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

its pretty much like this: u dont like the way i drive? your ass can walk! LMAO

~k.

no its like this: I dont like the way u drive! Im gonna take my truck to your apartment, steal sum of your shit, and never call u again...

 

[kayvee]

no its like this: I dont like the way u drive! Im gonna take my truck to your apartment, steal sum of your shit, and never call u again...

fuck all that! LMAO

~k.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

fuck all that! LMAO

~k.

whatever, dont be suprised when you come home one night and think to your self "damn i thought i had more dvd's...and a TV....and a couch....and wheres my damn cat?"

 

[PsyDaL]

^^^^ That happened to me once when I came back from Miami. But I look at it like this all that shit is material that could be replaced, Im glad I dont gotta deal with that crazy bitch ever again....

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

*gasp!!!!!!*

not literally! but damn, not that i've ever fucked my car or whatever, but when i was trading spaces with my bf i just kinda hopped over and the parking brake was up and it kinda poked my butt cheek and that shit hella hurt my ass...

I'll bet that hurt hella bad.

I imagine it would be like what I would experience if I were to bang my elbow or knee into something

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

you guys are haters. not all girls drive bad. no guy has complained about my driving ever.

not until he nut in your face at least then once he got what he wanted he was probably thinking god damn should i walk home or risk my life driving home with this bitch

 

[TaxMan]

fuck all that! LMAO

~k.

Why is there a picture of vomit in your sig?


But this thread is on topic 100%. All females are horrible drivers. My girl has bad road rage - I've probably saved our lives a million times while she was driving us somewhere. My mom is at the other end of the spectrum. She drives so slow, I'm afraid I'll never get there/ran over.

 

[Stalka All Day]

I'll bet that hurt hella bad.

I imagine it would be like what I would experience if I were to bang my elbow or knee into something

its a different pain but equally as annoying..lol...made my soul hurt!

and all you fools need to stop tripping....some chicks do drive bad but so do some guys...lol...u guys are hella exagerrating

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

its a different pain but equally as annoying..lol...made my soul hurt!

Shit that one went right over your head kiddo lol


I was saying it would be like what I would feel if I banged my knee or elbow into something, cause I don't have any fat on my knees or elbows foo!!...get it?

Geeeeeze next time I will dumb it down for you and just say "stalka got no ass!!!" lol

 

[Stalka All Day]

Shit that one went right over your head kiddo lol


I was saying it would be like what I would feel if I banged my knee or elbow into something, cause I don't have any fat on my knees or elbows foo!!...get it?

Geeeeeze next time I will dumb it down for you and just say "stalka got no ass!!!" lol

oh my god...i thought we were over this flat booty shit already....lol
and how the fuck am i supposed to know u got some knobby ass knees??
but for real...my ass cheeks hurt when that happend

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

and how the fuck am i supposed to know u got some knobby ass knees??

ummmmm who in the fuck has fat on their knees? I don't think even fat people have fat on their knees.

maybe like deathly obese people cause they have fat everywhere


it was a good joke... hoe stay up, i hate you!

lmao

 

[Stalka All Day]

ummmmm who in the fuck has fat on their knees? I don't think even fat people have fat on their knees.

maybe like deathly obese people cause they have fat everywhere


it was a good joke... i hate u!

lmao

lol

u supposed to say and i quote "hoe stay up, i hate you"
lolololol

and i seen people with fat overlapping their knees so stop playing...and i know u seen some fat overlapping elbows too

 

[The Visualizer]

DUMB BITCHES can't' drive... once a chicks is pissed off or in a rush then they act dumb.

There was this chick that hit 10 parked cars in downtown SJ during Cinco De Mayo weeked. She finally came to a crash. Hella funny when she crashed though she strolled up out the car like nothing happened... tried walking away and SJPD had her in cuffs with a quickness... she kept crying OFFICER I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!! I'M SORRY!!! LOL brand new rider too

Persons Killed, by Sex: Male, Female in 2006

Male Drivers Killed
29,722

Female Drivers Killed
12,747


Total Both Sexes: 42,469

173 Drivers Unknown Sex Not Included

http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car-crash-men-woman.html

 

[SICCNESSGAY]

hey hey just cause were most likey to die dont mean bitches can drive
bitches suck at driving

 

[kayvee]

whatever, dont be suprised when you come home one night and think to your self "damn i thought i had more dvd's...and a TV....and a couch....and wheres my damn cat?"

nice try. i dont have a cat! LMAO

~k.