Bitch gets slapped with a NATIONWIDE BAN on drinking or buying any alcohol

[TONY206]

 

[TONY206]

Another:

 

[TONY206]

 

[Theezy]

Oh she definately takes teh penis. 2 apple martinis and shes spread like an eagle.

 

[Irishmutt]

First thing I thought of is I'd love to bust a nut on or around those pretty eyes. Lmfao.

you should use hunnid rack condoms it saves in the cleanup process

 

[L.D.S.]

Bruce Willis is about to find out he's got a long lost drunken whore of a daughter from the UK.

Look at that jaw...

 

[L.D.S.]

She looks hot in this pic, but is it wrong for me to wanna smack that fuckin smirk off every chicks face that does this?...

On some "I'm trying to see what you can with those, so stop fuckin scrunching them up in your pics" kinda smack.

 

[jake921660]

hahaha dudes are acting like they would turn that down in a bar

motherfuckers you would all be up in that pussu in about 5 mins

 

[KillaClown]

hahaha dudes are acting like they would turn that down in a bar

motherfuckers you would all be up in that pussu in about 5 mins

NO.



British chicks are fucking crazy when they're drunk. I had this one chick push me down like, 6 stairs and I had a bruised knee for a week. Then this same girl gets all trashed at my house one night at starts crying because I wouldn't let her suck my dick with an ice cube in her mouth and her husband beats her.

It was fucking horrible. "Why do all men treat me like shit? You're such an asshole. Why won't you let me suck your dick?" What I didn't understand is how not letting my penis in her strange mouth is on the same plane as her getting her ass beat?

Then I'm telling this female friend about it, and she's like "no way dude, I went to drop so and so off and when I got back that bitch is butt naked on my couch fingering herself, and she asked me if I wanted to join"

HA HA HA HA Ha.


She was real quiet and cute in high school too. Good lord that girl developed some fucking problems.

This chick in the thread- most likely exactly the same.