Big Ghostface on Drake

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

Words from the God: " Nigga probably take baths in Downy n shit"
Ayo word bond this the god Big Ghost broadcastin live via sattelites to yall niggas from the heavens nahmeans! Ayo a nigga dont mean no disrespect but this shit right here way too homo erotic for a nigga namsayin. A nigga dont mean no disrespect to this soft nigga Drake n that thick little broad Nicki n shit nahmeans. But this is real talk nahmeans. Ayo the soft nigga Drake makin too many questionable moves n shit namsayin. Ayo that soft nigga too light in the ass nahmeans. The nigga all lotioned n baby powdered up anytime the god see that nigga. The nigga all tender n gentle n shit. Word bond if you light a cigarette too close to this muthafucka you gon roast the nigga. The niggas a marshmallow namsayin. Nigga need to be wearin a pillowcase. You cut the nigga open n you gon get feathers flying around the room n shit. Ayo the nigga a stuffed animal nahmean. Word bond the nigga probably got tags sewn on his ass namsayin. Nigga probably take baths in Downy n shit. The muthafucka probably got lotion pumpin through his veins n shit. Dont get the god wrong or nothin like that cos i fucks wit some of his shit namsayin. But this nigga dont even need no airbag if he smash his whip n shit. The aloe vera ass nigga too soft for the god likin lately namsayin. Stay puff ass nigga. The Duncan Hines ass muthafucka is influencin niggas to soften up they images n shit. Muthafucka we Staten Island niggas n we eat razors for snacks nahmeans. We throw boulders at each other for practice namsayin! We squeeze water outta rocks when we thirsty nigga! We gon eat the hair off a nigga head if we hungry namsayin! Fuck all that Aveeno shit nigga. Like I said tho the god dont really mean no disrespect or nothin of that nature. The god wish these niggas much success n prosperity n shit. But Shaolin niggas dont get down like that. We dodge lasers namsayin. We approach niggas daily n we throw bricks at a nigga spine if he try to run. This real nigga shit right here. Go watch the god latest video nahmeans. Bitches throw rose pedals on the ground a nigga walk on. That’s real shit. Word.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 27th, 2011 at 10:38 pm

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more hilarity

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga LOL

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

LOLLL

More Proverbs from the God himself
Ayo whattup internet niggas its ya big homie Ghostface aka Theodore Deini the Wallabee Champ. Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Nigga be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. Nigga tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmeans. Ayo the niggas Jay n Kanye be front seat niggas. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo n shit namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmeans. The nigga can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you look out the side windows nahmeans. You aint built for windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat. Nigga in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Drake. You need niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmeans. Niggas need to open ya doors nigga. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors nahmean. Front seat niggas got legroom nahmean. Niggas push back they seats n take ya legroom nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass nigga. Ayo before I even go on wit that why the fuck this nigga always be gruntin when he say that nigga Wayne name n shit? Nigga be droppin his little anecdotes n shit n the muthafuckin stories always be some shit where the nigga gotta start gruntin n groanin bout that nigga nahmeans. Nigga talkin bout how the other nigga be makin the muthafucka nervous n shit. Ayo when niggas was makin joints like Protect Ya Neck n Reunited n shit niggas wasn’t in the studio gruntin n makin fuck faces over the other niggas darts n shit. Niggas wasn’t lookin at other niggas in the studio like ayo god ya makin a muthafucka weak in the knees wit that shit namsayin. Wasn’t no niggas talkin bout how they gettin all tingly n shit when a nigga spit his darts. Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 20th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

they just took the blog down , man thats fucked up . the wiz khalifa one had me fucking dying ! he was like A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit" LOLLL

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

The God speaks on Detox & Shady Records
Ayo whattup this Starkey Love aka Big Ghost the Wally Champ. Ayo first of alls I wanna say congrats to them Slaughterhouse niggas for signing with the grand imperial snow nigga Slim Shady nahmeans. N yo the god know that niggas had they little side beefs wit the clan n shit but yall already know that shit is water under the bridge nahmeans. Yalls already understands that at one point that nigga Rae was like that troll nigga that aint let the billy goats gruff niggas pass wit out payin they tolls namsayin. But that nigga Budden he done paid the tolls n shit. Yall already know that nigga got his enchilada rocked nahmeans. That nigga done already got his meatball sauteed n shit. Nigga was seein reindeers n stars n shit. But ayo real talk its a good thing the nigga aint get snuffed in his chin cos the nigga gotta a infant chin n shit. Word yo the nigga beard superimposed onto the nigga neck n shit. Nigga aint gotta a actual chin or nothin like that nahmeans. But that shit neither here nor there. Ayo I aint mean no disrespect or nothin like that cos he my nigga. Word bond. But the nigga the god really cool wit is that nigga Ortiz. The nigga a animal wit his bars namsayin. Nigga like some wild elk n shit. Nigga got his horns like a elk or a moose. Nahmeans like you know how moose be havin horns n shit? The nigga got horns like a moose when he spit nahmeans! Yalls internet nigga already know that nigga rock wit the god on the Apollo joint which is available in stores right now n can be purchased on iTunes n shit for yalls little mp3 n little zune joints nahmeans. That nigga shown up at the studio to spit his darts n shit n the nigga had his little process namsayin. Word yo the nigga got a method to his fury n shit. Nigga had a couple bags of doritos….the tacos at midnight joints…had his little Pepsi 2 liter n shit. N the nigga had a couple burgers in his pockets he pulled out for later namsayin. Nigga listened to the beat n he wrote his lil bars in 5 minutes n shit. Nigga had his lil helium balloons he used to make the nigga voice extra moist nahmeans. The nigga do that shit n word yo its like he poured gravy on his voice. The nigga tried it once with no helium n shit but the nigga just sounded like turkey legs wit no gravy nahmeans. Niggas in the studio was like nah that aint that Bodega Joell shit namsayin. But then the nigga like aight lemme try that again n yo its like he put the gravy on it nahmeans. Like he put the dumpling sauce on his gyozas n shit. Word yo its like the nigga got his lil dumpling joints n the shit taste aight n shit. But then the nigga like lemme add the plum sauce nahmeans. Word yo. The nigga Game was there too nahmeans. Matter fact the nigga started his own verse wit the little YAOWA trademark n shit. But the nigga Joell aint like that n told the nigga nah you gotta undo that shit…thats the Ortiz chamber n shit. So the nigga Game like aight but then you gotta lemme try a verse wit the helium balloons n shit B. But yo the nigga Joell one more time he like nah son that aint ya chamber n shit. The nigga Game aint like that tho cos he felt like ayo he just tryna pay homage to the nigga n shit n the nigga Joell aint like him. He says to the nigga why you aint like me B? Nigga took the shit personally n shit n locked hisself in the bathroom n shit. Word yo nigga threatenin to off hisself in the bathroom cos he felt niggas always givin him a hard time n shit namsayin. But you know. After a couple hours n shit the nigga come out n he like ayo sorry B. Nigga had his little tissue balls in his hands n shit. The nigga face all wet still. But he cool. Nigga just get emotional from time to time but he a heartfelt nigga nahmeans. The nigga jus gotta learn that he cant always splash in another nigga puddle n shit. I told the nigga Game ayo the god wanna put a couple cherubs on ya shoulders so you always got ya companions n shit nahmeans. I told the nigga any time you feel like you up against a wall you just remember the baby angels you got on ya shoulders to watch over you. They gon weep for you nigga. You aint gotta weep no more. The nigga Ortiz he witness that shit nahmeans n he like yo Tony lemme get one too nahmeans. Nigga got down on one knee n I put that baby angel on the nigga shoulder too nahmean. Ayo that was some real nigga shit that night. Shit only real niggas be doin. Yalls little new age niggas wit yalls tight jackets n ya little jeggings n aint know nothin bout that. Word.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 19th, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

Ayo whattup internet niggas its that nigga Ghost Deini aka Big Tone Soprano namsayin. Ayo this nigga Dre a legend in the game n alla that namsayin. N yall already know he respect the Clan n shit too nahmeans. Word yo. Ayo a nigga just eatin his tortellinis n shit jus doin his thing n alla that when that nigga Alvin hit the god on his jack n told me the Detox joint was actually comin n shit. N yo the god be lovin that nigga Dre albums as much as the next nigga namsayin but yo…the nigga need better titles on his joints n shit nahmeans. Ayo pardon that cos I aint tryna step on the nigga toes n shit. But yo a light bulb just went off in a nigga head nahmeans n yo I seen that shit in a vision nahmeans. So I gets my peoples to get in touch wit Dre peoples so the god could propose a nigga ideas to that nigga Dre so on n so forth namsayin. We arrange a sit down at Interscope offices n shit n word the shit was on niggas. We fly out namsayin. N yo we walks into the board room n alla that. Dre up in there along wit Jimmy Iovine n a couple other snow niggas namsayin. So yo the god makes his opening statements n shit n address the ladies n gentlemen of the board namsayin. A nigga puttin on a professional demeanor n shit. A nigga usin lots a hand gestures to emphasize my points n shit n keep they attentions n shit nahmeans. Word. So I put together a list of 20 song titles for Dre to go through n use at his discretions n shit nahmeans. Ayo this is priveleged info n shit nahmeans. These Interscope legal department muthafuckas had the god signing waivers n confidentiality agreements n shit nahmeans. Word yo this some classified shit my niggas. Word yo the god took a oath n shit to not speak on the project in any shapes or forms whatsoever nahmeans. So I figures aight then a nigga wont really talk to nobody n shit but Imma let a couple my internet niggas know on the low tho. So keep this shit to yall selves. These the titles of the 20 or so joints thats pending the nigga Dre approvals n shit. Ayo the god also advised that nigga to keep features down to a minimum n shit namsayin. But yalls already know theres certain niggas that gotta be on that nigga Dre joints. So without further ados peep the shit. Boom.
1. Lavender Pajamas Intro (feat. Ghostface)
2. Golden Panda Fury (feat. Eminem & 50 Cent)
3 The Mighty Swordz of D.R.E. (feat. Ghostface)
4. Porcupine Hurricanes (feat. Snoop Dogg & U-God)
5. Cinnamon Stallion Heart (feat. Ghostface & Raekwon)
6. Shadow Baboons (feat. D-Block & Wu-Tang Clan)
7. Slap A Horse (Ghostface Solo Joint)
8. Watermelon Darts (feat. Method Man, GZA, RZA & Masta Killa)
9. Algebra Coke Diagram (feat. Ice Cube, Cappadonna & Inspectah Deck)
10. Leather Unicorns (feat. Ghostface)
11. We Eat Whole Trees Niggaz (feat. Ghostface)
12. Slap Boxin Wit Gandhi (feat. Theodore Unit & Sun God)
13. African Wizards (feat. Wu Tang Clan)
14. Ayo Whattup (feat. Ghostface)
15. Ghostface Meets Dre (feat. Ghostface)
16. Kill Yallz (feat. Paula Abdul)
17. We Gon Eat Ya Heart Nahmeans (Ghostface Interlude)
18. Ravioli Nigga Cartel (feat. Ghostface)
19. Imma Fuck Ya Broads (feat. Ghostface)
20. Waltz Of A Thousand Midgets (Ghostface Outro)
Ayo yalls mighta already noticed but the god threw in a couple ideas for features n shit. Ayo a nigga really hope this shit gon happen cos that nigga Dre looked at a nigga real real serious like he was thinkin bout that shit while a nigga was talkin. Nigga just kept wrinklin his forehead n squinting like he was tryin to see the gods power point presentation better n shit. The nigga Dre just kept lookin at Jimmy Iovine like listen to this nigga. Like he was thinkin this nigga makin some brilliant points n shit. Word. So yo this shit is prolly bout 90% done n shit. Niggas just gotta wait on paperwork n for that ink to dry namsayin. Word.
Aight Peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 18th, 2011 at 4:54 am

Mcthuggin99 · Jan 31, 2011

niguardian · Jan 31, 2011

word is bond

mrtonguetwista · Jan 31, 2011

Premo said:

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

The Chronicles Continue...
Good looks on the shout out God. I see you. One.
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Ayo whattup this Big Ghost WhoDeini the Don namsayin! Namsayin ignore the counterfeit niggas usin a nigga name. Niggas is fugazi nahmeans. Word. Ayo peace to that nigga Young Stereotype nahmeans. Ayo the god feel blessed n alla that yo. Ayo the god been havin a marvelous week n alla that nahmeans. A nigga honored n shit that first off the nigga Preem gave a nigga the nod for best album of the last 100 years n shit. Then second of all the gods publicist n managers n shit been blowin up a nigga phone talkin bout ayo Tony ey’ since you done came down from the mountaintops where a nigga throne reside to be one wit ya peoples there been a major spike in a nigga album sales nahmeans. Word yo. Yalls already know that the god been mingling n mixin wit yalls little internet niggas via this blog shit. But yo a nigga sales for the Apollo Kids joint seen a recent 17% increase! Word bond! Meaning 17% more niggas bought my shit this week than there was niggas buyin my shit the week previous nahmeans. Ayo approximately 34 niggas bought a nigga album this week nahmeans! Now bein that a nigga gettin roughly half a point on each joint. And bein that the retail price on the god album is somewheres around 10 and 14 dollars…that mean the god makin close to 78 cents per album nahmean. But yo ya gotta minus what a nigga gotta break off for the accountants n lawyers n managers n shit. But yalls multiply that net amount by the total number of sales n yo the nigga lookin at about I dunno 20 Gs n shit nahmeans! Word. Ayo n third of all now the little internet nigga Lil Cliche done built a temple of worship for a nigga namsayin. Word. Ayo a nigga jus feel blessed n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga feel like he wanna donate the proceeds from a nigga album to niggas in the world that need that shit more than the god namsayin. Ayo a nigga wanna free Tibet nahmeans. Word yo. The nigga Bill O’Reilly be thinkin niggas is stupid n jus wanna cop gear n jewels n fuck broads n pop gats off namsayin. Word yo a nigga jus tryna show White America that niggas got intelligent agendas namsayin. A nigga wanna change the world son. Nahmeans. Ayo a nigga wanna bring down the Berlin wall namhmean. The god wanna help endangered species animals nahmean. A nigga wanna save the unicorns! Ayo a nigga wanna put a end to poverty in the hood n build temples of worship for the god namhmeans. Ayo the god jus wanna give back to the people. Word yo a nigga just seen a golden butterfly emerge from his Raspberry Peach Snapple nahmeans. Ayo the butterfly shed a tear when the god wrote that nahmeans. Thats my word! A nigga gettin emotional n shit. Ayo but listen the god need go flip his omelet. Imma holla at yalls later.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 11th, 2011 at 9:20 pm

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

The Saga Continues...
Ayo whattup its the Great White Shark aka Brother Starks nahmean! Ayo the god was high atop his throne on Olympus when a nigga seen the bat signal up in the clouds nahmeans. Ayo the gargoyles that sit in a nigga palace begin to utter the words BROTHER STARKS BROTHER STARKS YA PEOPLES AWAIT YOU NIGGA NAHMEANS…n yo a nigga hop upon his pegasus wieldin a lightnin bolt nahmeans. Thats real nigga shit. These faggot next generation niggas aint be doin no colossal shit like that namsayin. Nah these niggas hop out they little bunk beds they be sharin with they brothers or sisters n be callin niggas for rides namsayin. But ayo bein that this some fly shit that the brotha Rae cooked up for yalls on his stove n shit a nigga had to bless this joint n make the shit real official namsayin. Word yo n me n the brotha Rae was workin on a joint project together last year namsayin. Lotta yall niggas aint know nothin bout that tho nahmean. Ayo the shit was gon be called Iron Chef nahmeans. Word yo IRON CHEF. N yo this shit gon blow yalls wigs back but the joint was originally gon be called Watch The Thrones nahmeans. Thats Watch The THRONES namsayin. N yo yalls niggas already know that the nigga Ye n that nigga Jay got they album comin out with a similar title n shit. But yo me n the chef had that little title first nahmeans. Word but yalls already know the god a nigga that like to appropriate correct grammars n shit when he be doin his thing. Hence the usage of plurals n shit. Meanwhile the niggas Ye n Jigga be on some singular shit namasayin. Now I aint sayin they on no homo shit but how 2 niggas gon share 1 throne nahmeans? Ayo the gods had 1 throne a piece but these niggas on some stingy shit only coppin 1 throne namsayin. Niggas gon sit on that muthafucka side by side? Word bond. Or like how that gon look when yall know that that nigga Jay gon definitely be sittin in that muthafucka. Meanwhile the nigga Ye gon be standin next to that shit? Nah yall do yalls own algebra but Im tellin yalls niggas that some peculiar shit right there namsayin. Word bond. So yo me n the nigga Chef we done recorded bout 200 or so joints n we was only gon pick the the best 8 joints namsayin. Cos the shit was gon be a EP nahmeans. But we knew that if we did 200 joints that they wasnt all gon be fire. But if niggas chopped the heads off the less potent joints we was gon have some quality shit. Word yo the shit we put together was some phantom of the opera meets Tron shit. Which yall already know sound kinda familiar nahmeans. Yo the god aint even gon say it. But yall know that HAM shit sound a lot like what a nigga be talkin bout right now nahmeans. But yo niggas had lightning bolts n thunder sounds n shit. Word yo n the nigga RZA cooked up a beat that had 30 baboons on the hook! From Angola n shit. Word yo nigga had baboons from Angola in the booth screamin n boxin each other n shit. Shit was wild son. Matter fact them PETA niggas show up n confiscated the monkeys n shit. Niggas sent a cease n desist joint to prevent niggas from usin the joint n shit. But thats neither here nor there. And bein that the nigga Andre Harrell got his little relationship wit Jay n Ye n them niggas of a higher precedence than my shit with Rae the niggas got the jump on niggas wit they shit. But ya know…niggas aint mad or nothin so we wish niggas prosperity n shit. Word. Yall have that title. The Iron Chef joint tho yalls niggas cant conceptualize no shit like that. Nah cos yalls would be some shit like ‘Ye-Z’. That muthafucka aint got no special ring to it namsayin. Word yo I aint even gon say no more.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 1:09 am

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

New shit from the God himself
Ayo whattup this that marvelous shit me n Rae be providin niggas nahmeans. This that Iron Chef shit niggas be slayin dragons to nahmeans! Ayo this that kinda shit that be makin niggas wanna slap box wit they moms n shit. Niggas be kickin pitbulls n pullin trees out the ground when they hear shit like this. Word yo this the kinds a shit that be makin niggas turn police cars over nahmeans. Niggas be breakin into the Bronx Zoo to punch llamas to shit like this namsayin. Ayo this the type a shit that be makin niggas eat broken glass n shit. Niggas be squeezin wine outta fuckin stones to shit like this nahmeans. Niggas be lettin off shots on the train to this shit! Ayo niggas be swimmin in the Hudson n catchin fish wit they muthafuckin teeth to shit like this. This the type of shit that got niggas jumpin out they car window while they drivin nahmeans. Niggas be losin they minds to shit like this nahmeans! Word this that official Icewater executive tarantula shit! I aint even gotsta tell yall! Niggas be jumpin into they Xboxes on some Tron shit to this kindsa shit. Niggas be punchin the humps off camels n shit. This the type of shit that be reversin the earth rotation n shit. Niggas be scalin buildings to shit like this. Imma go throw a poodle off the roof namsayin so Imma holla at yalls later!
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
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Ayo whattup this Big Ghost aka Tone Montana namsayin. Word yo these my niggas nahmeans! Ayo Budden finally on the cover of a magazine n shit namsayin. That shit right there got niggas in his hood poppin they Asti Spumantes n shit. Word yo that nigga Joey gon be buyin niggas ey’where quarter waters nahmeans! N yo the nigga Crooked word yo I seen that nigga at Rock The Bells nahmeans n yo the nigga invited the god back to the nigga hotel nahmeans to party wit some broads n shit after the show namsayin. Nigga talkin wild shit bout how he ballin like a muthafucka n got a stranglehold on bitches out West nahmeans. Bein that the god a congenial nigga n alla that the god accepted the nigga invitation n shit. This out in LA in shit so a nigga figure aight this nigga from round here so the nigga prolly get it poppin n alla that son. I aint never really hang wit the nigga tho. But I’s like aight the god gon come bless ya spot n we gon hold the shit down nahmeans. Imma bring my niggas tho. N the nigga like word yo the more the merrier n shit. So yo I had bout 5 my niggas wit me nahmeans n we roll up to the nigga address ya know. N yo the god should had just use a nigga intuitions n shit cos the spot looked mad fuckin dusted out namsayin. Word yo the motel was called the Budget Plaza Inn n shit. Ayo the sign had a muthafuckin frog wit a bow tie n top hat n shit. N yo n the nigga Crooked room was on the first floor next to the laudry room n shit. Word bond there was a nigga curled up on the floor outside his room wit a cup. I aint even know if the nigga was still breathin n shit. Word but we knock on the nigga door. Music was all loud n shit so a nigga poundin on that muthafucka. N yo the nigga Crook open the door n he like whattup Ghost how u nigga? Niggas eyes was all bloodshot n shit. Son had a cigar n was holdin a snifter wit some shit that looked like fruit punch n shit. Word the nigga got his little single bed n a chair so aint nowhere for niggas to sit n shit. The chair got a 2 white broad in short ass skirts asleep in the muthafucka…hair all fucked up wit they makeup smeared n shit. This only like 20 minutes after we left the show so the god thinkin to himself was these bitches already here before the nigga got to the room n shit? n More importantly is these broads alive? Word bond. Nigga blastin some Pac n shit dancin by hisself. Nigga pullin out his burner n aimin at the ceilin n shit. My niggas lookin at me n shit n they start communicatin wit a nigga telepathically namsayin. Niggas just basically lookin at each other like what the fuck wrong wit this nigga? So the nigga break out his little half empty bottle Hypnotiq. The god like word? Niggas still drink this shit? N the nigga start hollerin bout yo WELCOME TO THE CIRCLE OF BOSSES n shit. But yo anyhow long story short…the moral of the god story is dont ever go back to that nigga crib namsayin. He a cool nigga n all that but the nigga got dead bodies n shit at the nigga room namheans. Nigga got little half bottles of Hypno n shit for 7 niggas n dusted out dead white bitches asleep on his furniture. Word.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

More Proverbs from the Ghost Deini...
Ayo Whattup it’s that nigga Ghost aka the Black Elvis Presley nahmeans. Ayo this broad be lookin good n shit nahmeans but yo. On any regular ol day the bitch’d be lucky if the god broke her off some diddick namsayin. Word yo but the broad rappin be on some other shit namasayin. A nigga dont mean that in no kinds a complimentary way either nahmeans. The bitch be usin accents then rappin like a chipmunk n shit. Next second the bitch sound like she a nigga n shit. The bitch be havin excorcisms n shit. Ayo dont get a nigga wrong the bitch bad n shit. Word up but the bitch spit game just too fuckin out there for a nigga tho. Matter fact these pictures with the bitch all painted up n shit…I aint even fuckin wit alls that nameans. Bitch gon be wearin meat dresses n shit in a minute. I aint goin for that. How u gon be hittin that shit n the broad be buggin her eyes out all wide n shit lookin like Grace Jones n shit? Bitch head probably gon spin around n shit while u hit that. This broad look like she’d bite a nigga dick off if she go down on a nigga. Ayo the god be blessin mad hoes wit his seeds. Word yo I be blessin bitches with the god specimens n shit but a nigga’d be scared to get this bitch seeded up. Word yo she liable to eat a newborn n shit. Matter fact if a nigga told me ayo that crazy bitch Nicki Minaj on the news…broad got arrested for eatin babies n shit…what you think bout that shit Tone? The god response would be nigga I done prophesied that shit son. Ayo I seen that shit before it even transpire as a actual scenario n shit nahmeans. Ayo the god seen that shit in the god crystal balls n shit. Thats real talk my little internet niggas. So if yalls see that shit in the news or on the front page of the papers with the headline CRAZY BITCH NICKI MINAJ DONE ATE 10 BABIES n shit yall remember who dropped that science on yalls before the fact nahmeans. Thats my word.
Aight peace.
BIG GHOSTFACE said this on January 12th, 2011 at 6:41 pm

AKAZIE · Jan 31, 2011

sounds like a ghost was on a good coke high.

Premo · Jan 31, 2011

aw man i found the wiz khalifa one .. this shit had me DYIN

Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin like that…cos the god sincerely wish the little nigga the utmost success n alla that but yo Imma hafta keep it really 100 wit yalls. This Roll Up shit kinda soft namsayin. By that a nigga mean you could probably rock a cryin baby to sleep wit this shit nahmeans. This some shit for the nurseries n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the hallway namsayin. Ayo this shit be like the shit yall hear in Calgon commercials n shit. Shit sounds like it was produced by muthafuckin Yanni or some shit. Nigga soundin like he gon get muthafuckin Enya n Barbra Streisand to jump on the remix n shit. This like some shit they play in the room when bitches be givin birth n shit. What niggas supposed to do with this shit light candles n soak in a tub by they fuckin selves n shit? Nahmeans. Bitches gon think they can slap a nigga around if they hear a nigga knockin this shit voluntarily n shit. Word bond. A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit. Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga. Ayo word bond Staten island niggas dont play this shit son nahmeans. Word. Ayo we punch the sidewalk when we happy nigga. Thats a good day nigga! Ayo we eat broken glass when we in a good mood nigga! Thats real talk. Niggas be shootin at each other when we be sayin hi to each other to keep niggas sharp. We test each others reflexes n keep niggas on they toes n shit nahmeans! Thats love nigga. Thats real family values muthafucka! Yall soft serve niggas dont know nothin bout that. This some shit for niggas to braid they other niggas hair to. Word.
Aight peace.

Ez-Roo · Jan 31, 2011

Yo dun word is cumber bun son, them timberlins are wwhyyylin yo, You got the juice now b word is bun son.

0R0 · Jan 31, 2011

I'm way too sober for this right now.

*leaves thread*

MizeryMade · Jan 31, 2011

I wasn't bout to read all that! That shit he said about Drake was hilarious though.

gigglingmonkey · Jan 31, 2011

holy shit this nigga a clown lmao, the drake comments had me dying.

BIGCHILL · Jan 31, 2011

"You cut the nigga open n you gon get feathers flying around the room n shit."

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

MOREBASS · Jan 31, 2011

Big Ghostface on Drake

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