Best strip clubs in Frisco?

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Apr 25, 2002
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centerfolds is kinda weak imo...they got some notches but they don't even get down that hard...

hit up a cutty one like little darlings or somthin, you get your $1 worth over there...if you got bread to spend hit up mitchell brothers that place is off the hook...of if you down, hit market street cenima (skenima) and go into the back room you could fuck for like $50....

i haven't been to a strip club in a minute though shit is a waste of money if you ask me, payin for pussy is weak, but payin for blue balls is even weaker
 
May 8, 2002
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I'm 24 years old and have never been to a strip club, nor do I ever intend to go to one.
I've never seen the point in giving some floozy scrill to shake her silicone-shaped body, a body that I can't even touch. So some broad gyrates around me for half an hour until all my scrillions are gone, and then goes to the next sucker to sap him of his scrill. I'm left with a raging hard-on and an empty wallet. Fun? I don't think so. Or let's say you pay for a lap-dance. Some brazen tart rubs herself all over you, rug-burning your manhood until you jizz in your drawers. You suckers actually pay for that? Goddamn.
Go rent a porn flick. You'll save some money, you'll still get to look at the floozies, and you won't get arrested for indecent exposure for trying to beat off.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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^^^You gotta at least go once homie... just dont sit up at the stripper's stage throwin away your money. Watch from afar at a table and you dont pay shit. Thats what I do. The thing that I dont like is that if the bitches get totally nekid in the joint, they cant serve alcohol. I havent been to one in a few years, they might of changed that.
 
Apr 26, 2002
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at the strip clubz here after they dance they come up to you and ask you for a tip.........even when you just walk in the door bitchz beggin for money. "You wanna 20 doller lap dance?" Hell naw......I can't see droppin a 20 in 4 - 5 minz...

if they ask for tipz just get up and go to the bathroom when you see 'em commin your way...

I remember this one bitch asked me if I wanted a lap dance and I was like naw I'm cool......and she was like possible nut and I said for who......and she said me and you............that shit still crackz me up...
 
May 5, 2002
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lol, I dunno bout fuckin them dirty hoes, and hell ya that shit is a waste of money so it ain't like somethin I'ma do all the time. Its coo tho just to chill and have a buncha tight hoes walkin round tryna hustle you. But ya I felt ripped off at centerfolds, the hoes were tight but man, for the money I spent I expected more than what I got..........
 
Jun 27, 2002
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dude...put on one of then cheap porno with the bitch just strippin....throw some dollars at the TV when you like what you see, when the videos over....go pick up ya money..... .
that way you keep ya money and got to see some tight bitch that you'll never fuck


Why go home broke from a strip club? take ya ass to CRAZY HORSE AND JUST SIT THERE WIT A BOTTLE OF HENN,GET DRUNK....TOSS PENNIES AT THEM HOES UNTIL YOUVE SPENT A DOLLAR OR TWO....
 
May 8, 2002
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mustynutz said:
dude...put on one of then cheap porno with the bitch just strippin....throw some dollars at the TV when you like what you see, when the videos over....go pick up ya money..... .
that way you keep ya money and got to see some tight bitch that you'll never fuck
Words of wisdom.
 
May 13, 2002
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^^^ haha crazy horse use to be coo to chill with my niggahs..that place got to many dirty hoes..i like centerfolds tho...but they need to do more! but fo real you aitn even got to spend money on them bitches, like MeloTrauma said just sit from afar and watch the bitch dont sit by the stage that way you can be chillin wid a drank and not spending shit, if they come around asking for tips just say no haha wha the worse they can do if you say no feel me? haha
 
Jun 27, 2002
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I WOULDNA WASTE A WHOLE ROLL OF PENNIES ON ONE TRICK.....TOSS EM ONE BY ONE...LOL..FEEL GENEROUS, TOSS A NICKEL AT A BITCH OR A HANDFULL OF PENNIES AT ONCE....


WE USED TO GO DOWNTOWN AND HOLLA AT THE HOOKERS...WHEN THEY COME TO THE CAR MY NIGGA USE TO MACE THEM...SHIT WAS HILARIOUS...WE'D COME AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN AND SHED BE ALL BENT OVER CRYING......LOL

NO LOVE FO HOES
 
May 12, 2002
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mustynutz said:
WE USED TO GO DOWNTOWN AND HOLLA AT THE HOOKERS...WHEN THEY COME TO THE CAR MY NIGGA USE TO MACE THEM...SHIT WAS HILARIOUS...WE'D COME AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN AND SHED BE ALL BENT OVER CRYING......LOL

NO LOVE FO HOES

OH SHIT! LOL......thats some cold shit, I'd be dyin if I seen some nasty hooker just catch the pepper to the face.....
 
May 5, 2002
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lol, yall wild. But ya, when I went I just got 1 lap dance, then just sat back and watched the stage from afar. The only problem tho is man those hoes are some sharks. Always grabbin on you talkin bout they'll give you a better show. It got kinda anoiying after a while. I still had a good time tho....
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Just roll up in the joint with some counterfit bills. Buy yourself hella lapdances and let them bitches think you spendin big money on they stankin asses
 
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mustynutz said:
I WOULDNA WASTE A WHOLE ROLL OF PENNIES ON ONE TRICK.....TOSS EM ONE BY ONE...LOL..FEEL GENEROUS, TOSS A NICKEL AT A BITCH OR A HANDFULL OF PENNIES AT ONCE....


WE USED TO GO DOWNTOWN AND HOLLA AT THE HOOKERS...WHEN THEY COME TO THE CAR MY NIGGA USE TO MACE THEM...SHIT WAS HILARIOUS...WE'D COME AROUND THE BLOCK AGAIN AND SHED BE ALL BENT OVER CRYING......LOL

NO LOVE FO HOES
SHit Was Hilarious, hurting someone and seeing them in pain is funny to you.........