Best Simpsons Quotes

[usctrojan415]

Ralph - Even my boogers are spicy (after getting pepper-sprayed by Marge)

 

[D-Boy]

ralph- i once picked my nose until it bleeded

 

[MaddDogg]

"If Marge marries Archie ILL NEVER BE BORN!!!"-Homer

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

WAIT I KNOW HOW TO $TOP THI$.........JUMANJI!!!! OOWWE DUZ ANYTHING IN THE MOVIEZ EVER WORK?-HOMER

 

[DJ Mark 7]

"It's cold and hurty"-----Ralph Wiggum

 

[BELLY408]

HOMER: Hello my name is Mr.burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

POST OFFICE GUY: Ok Mr.Burns what's your first name.

HOMER: I DON'T KNOW

 

[TONY206]

HOMER: Hello my name is Mr.burns, I believe you have a letter for me.

POST OFFICE GUY: Ok Mr.Burns what's your first name.

HOMER: I DON'T KNOW

LOL

 

[JIM HAT]

Lisa: Mum, Dad There's something I have to do, you're not gonna like it but I really believe it's the right thing
Homer: Marge she's gonna knock on our stash !
Marge: We don't have a stash!
Homer: No of course not.


Did you watch the one that was on tonight? shit was hella funny..

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

im getting out of thiz town alive if it killz me!-homer

 

[BELLY408]

PRINCIPLE SKINNER to that hamster: Quick, chew through my ball sack.

 

[BELLY408]

MARGE: I know what the other 12 forkz are for, but what is this one for.

Homer: Why Marge I believe you are supposed to scratch your ass with it.

 

[FastLane/S::G]

Comic Book Guy sitting at the counter eating marshmallow peeps from easter: 57, 58, 59.... *sigh* I wish the REAL chicks would go down that easily

^^ best simpsons quote ever

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

take it off-homer talking to the monkey

 

[usctrojan415]

what's the quote in the episode with steven hawkin (smart guy in the wheelchair) - him and homer are at moe's and homer tries to impersonate him so that he'll pick up the tab... anyone know it?

 

[killahoe666]

"he comes in to my store lookin at the dirty magazines pinching the paper bazooms"

 

[BELLY408]

Banana bread, what were you thinking-APU

 

[BELLY408]

Stupid Sexy Flanders- HOMER

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

what's the quote in the episode with steven hawkin (smart guy in the wheelchair) - him and homer are at moe's and homer tries to impersonate him so that he'll pick up the tab... anyone know it?

yeah that waz funny

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

itz uter-U$ not uter-U-homer

 

[c0rn brEaD!]

biker-after i kill u im gonna take your wallet
homer-never!!!! it waz a gift from time life(i think not $ure)