Being a drunk asshole...

[The Visualizer]

How many of you had these moments where you just piss off everyone around you but still think you're the shit

I could've sworn last night was coo until my friends said something during a hot bowl of Phở... never realized how much of an asshole I was when I drinking. At the worst part is I can't recall it

 

[Rossibreath]

just get drunk again then youll think all the shit u did was cool again.

 

[lopro]

ive had asshole moments.. its usually when im doin way too much. like one time i soved a girl across the room and was talking shit to all my friends. thats why i stay gettin a cool drunk and rarely shitfaced.

 

[Solitary 1]

YES. I'VE HAD TO CUT BACK ON MY DRINKING RECENTLY BECAUSE OF SHIT SIMILAR TO THIS. ALCOHOL IS COOL IN MODERATION. WEED IS BETTER.

 

[EVILSIDETUCSON]

HAHA THATS FUNNY!!! EVERYTIME I GET TWISTED MY HOMIES ARE LIKE
FOOL IM OUTTA HERE THIS FOOL IS GONZOE AND MIGHT HOODTAX MY
DIME, DANK AND DRANK...I GET ALL EVIL EVERYTIME I GET SOME LIQOUR
IN ME I GUESS ITS MY CRAZY MIX PEEP THIS MY DAD WAS 3 TOURS IN
VIETNAM HE WAS A ALCOHOLIC SO IMA AGENT ORANGE BABY THEN PEEP
THIS IM MEXICAN/APACHE/YAQUI AND IRISH!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN PICK UP A BOTTLE!!!

 

[daluvlymel]

^^^yea..thats funny when drunk guys approach, n they are so drunk they say crazy ass shyt..im the kinda person that may throw out a curve ball at them and point them towards the womans bathroom or to a guy with long hair..n say that chick likes you man

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

ive been told im more funa nd interesting when im drunk, kinda the opposite i guess

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

ha ha...

When I used to drink a lot..
I would black out.. at parties.. and the next day..
they'd say I was doing hella funny impersonations of famous people..
and everyone laughed. and had a great time..

I don't get violent. or mean when drunk. I get happy...
and relaxed...

Now If I don't have a drink.. then i'm an asshole.. lol

 

[m.w.merlino]

I was thrown out of a house party I wasn't invited too after getting too too drunk and making fun of everyone at the party. The final straw was when I walked up to 4 guys from the college basketball team, asked one of them to see their ID because he looked like he was 12, and asked another if he was that 30 year old guy that shows up to college parties hoping to rape girls that drink too much.

Looking back I was lucky they didn't whip my ass right there.

 

[The Visualizer]

ive been told im more funa nd interesting when im drunk, kinda the opposite i guess

Funny cause that's how I started out people were like, "Damn he's a cool ass drunk guy." Now they say I'm a violent ass rude drunk... guess after drinking with the same people you get comfortable and shit talking is bound to happen sooner or later.

I guess it depends on your mood that you're in when you start drinking and if people aren't on the same level as me I do usually try to pressure them into having a good time, and I've been told that can be a lil annoying. Like I'll nudge my boys to dance with a chick or call em weak/bitches if they don't wanna drink or holla @ a female.

 

[thatguy]

ha ha...

When I used to drink a lot..
I would black out.. at parties.. and the next day..
they'd say I was doing hella funny impersonations of famous people..
and everyone laughed. and had a great time..

I don't get violent. or mean when drunk. I get happy...
and relaxed...

Now If I don't have a drink.. then i'm an asshole.. lol

cosign, i never black out though

 

[SHARKINFESTED]

PHO" IS FUCCIN NASTY

 

[Palmer]

I'm hardly ever a mean drunk but I am an annoying one for sure.

just get drunk again then youll think all the shit u did was cool again.

Story of my life

YES. I'VE HAD TO CUT BACK ON MY DRINKING RECENTLY BECAUSE OF SHIT SIMILAR TO THIS.

I've tried this and tried this and tried this but it never seems to work for me. It's doesn't help that I always role 1 Deep then next thing you know I'm shit faced and talking/kicking it with folks and acting like a retard.

yeah man i hate that...i've blown so many opportunities with cool females by drinking too much

Story of my life

ive been told im more funa nd interesting when im drunk, kinda the opposite i guess

Damn I wish this was the case for me. But it's not hence the username.

I was thrown out of a house party I wasn't invited too after getting too too drunk and making fun of everyone at the party. The final straw was when I walked up to 4 guys from the college basketball team, asked one of them to see their ID because he looked like he was 12, and asked another if he was that 30 year old guy that shows up to college parties hoping to rape girls that drink too much.

Looking back I was lucky they didn't whip my ass right there.

lmfao

 

[Gas One]

yeah, the first time i drank skyy vodka @ the studio, a long ass time ago...maybe 8 years ago. for some reason i thought it was a flavored beverage and not like, liquor (i was already drunk) so long story short i guzzled that shit....and proceeded to curse out the guy smoking me out because he was a raiders fan...and then hit the booth and spit the worst freestyle ever recorded.

it was a buncha screaming and slurring
i heard it the next day and was like wow...i was in bad shape

lol it was supposed to go on a cd too...good times

 

[Chree]

lol im good funny and happy when drunk

 

[Jae iLL]

I'm the drunk asshole everytime I go out, I start talkin shit to the ppl that's out there wit me, but it's whatever. They always come in to work the next day laughing like "man, you were so wasted." blah blah blah. Me and the other Korean doode in our shop always get to talkin shit about the white folks wit us when we're drinking, I dunno why they always wanna kick it wit us when we just talk hella shit.

We got this one Irish guy that works with us tho, and that foo is laffs. He says some stupid shit when he's drunk so most of the time we just clown on him, and that foo takes that shit hella personal. Most nights he'll go storming off all mad and shit. It's whatever tho, don't nobody ever really get butthurt i guess.

 

[5-Dime NwK]

man so many fuckin times i was blacked out being a fucking asshole.
i socked my boys and shit and grabbed titties, even ugly bitches.
so im thinkin soon im gonna act drunk, grab some bitches tits and sock a mutha fucka.. then blame it on being drunk.
why the fuck not haha

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lmao i am usually a funny drunk but every once in a while i go bad... a few years ago on my girlfriends birthday, i grabbed her friends' titty right in front of her...

she was pissed at me but luckily she was more pissed at her friend cuz she didnt even care that i did that, she just laughed

 

[360_541]

How many of you had these moments where you just piss off everyone around you but still think you're the shit

thats usualy my jager nites.

 

[PsyDaL]

When I drink Jack Daniels(anything thats whiskey) I usually get like that. Im on Grey Goose right now so I guess you could say Im a drunk asshole cause Im picking fights with dude that is up wit his kid....