ENJOY....
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
>brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
>one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
>bar and orders three more.
>
>The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug
>goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you
>bought just one at a time."
>
>The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
>One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in
>Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
>this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink
>one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
>
>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
>it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and
>always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks
>them in turn.
>
>One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the
>regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to
>the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
>don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
>my condolences on your loss."
>
>The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
>dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
>explains......."It's just that my wife and I joined the
>Baptist Church and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't
>affected my brothers though."
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
>brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
>one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
>bar and orders three more.
>
>The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a mug
>goes flat after I draw it so it would taste better if you
>bought just one at a time."
>
>The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
>One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in
>Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
>this way to remember the days we were together. So I drink
>one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
>
>The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
>it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and
>always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks
>them in turn.
>
>One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the
>regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to
>the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
>don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
>my condolences on your loss."
>
>The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
>dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
>explains......."It's just that my wife and I joined the
>Baptist Church and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't
>affected my brothers though."