Barack Obama Yo Mama Jokes!

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jayfiyah

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Feb 4, 2005
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"Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week."

Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

See more at the youtube video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZxsdlDXfbE

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Dec 7, 2005
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yo mama's so fat that obama only won cos the election people thought she was 50 people and sent her 50 voting cards so she put 50 votes in for obama

hey at least i tried :(
 
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Some Random Asshole
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Apr 25, 2002
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obama's momma is dead. that's fucked up.

even tho he's a lying worthless piece of shit fraud sell out. :)
 
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Some Random Asshole
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Handsworth4Life said:
yo mama's so fat that obama only won cos the election people thought she was 50 people and sent her 50 voting cards so she put 50 votes in for obama

hey at least i tried :(
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it's ok, you're english so you get a pass this time.

next time...NEGATIVE PROPS!:siccness:
 
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WIKIPEDIA said:
Limey is an old American and Canadian slang nickname for the British, originally referring to British sailors. The term is believed to derive from lime juice, referring to the Royal Navy and Merchant Navy practice of supplying lime juice to British sailors to prevent scurvy. The benefits of citrus juice were well known at the time thanks to the acute observations of surgeon James Lind who noticed that the cabbage-eating Dutch had fewer problems with scurvy. Limes replaced lemons due to limes being more readily available from Britain's own Caribbean colonies. Lemon juice was reintroduced after scurvy again became a problem due to lime juice lacking sufficient vitamin C. The term is thought to have originated in the Caribbean in the 1880s.[citation needed] A false etymology is that it is a derivative of "Corr-blimey" ("God blind me!"). The best use of the word would be Handsworth is a Limey bastard.
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plus you got bad teeth, and like tea too damn much.
 
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