Bad Jokes

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

just add a joke u made up or heard thats just terrible. you know, the one you heard somebody say and after it was just silent with the crickets chirping in the background because nobody laughed.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

"WHY DID THE SQUARE HAVE HIS HI-WATERS COVERED IN UNSALTED BUTTER SPREAD?"

Because he heard a Mac Dre which said "dipped in butter"

 

[Stealth]

I go fishing for the Halibut (Hell of it).

 

[Rob S4]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey buddy why the long face

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says we dont serve your kind in here, the mushroom looks at him and says why not Iam a Fungi (fun guy).

 

[Stealth]

A man walked into the bar with his pet tiger. The two proceeded to drink until the tiger passed out on the floor. As the man turned to leave, the bartender stopped him and said "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' here!"

The guy turned around and said "Lion? That's a tiger, dumbass."

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

WHY DID THE CHICKENHEAD CROSS THE ROAD?




TO GET TO THE COCK.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

 

[CannibalCrow]

A kid told me a joke once..

" A bunch of muffins were in an oven and one muffin says to an other muffin "Ahhhh were in an oven!" and the other muffin says " Holy shit, a talking muffin!!"

I am not sure this is even a joke.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT AFTER THE KING OF ENGLAND TAKES A SHIT?







-A ROYAL FLUSH