Baby mama - daily joke

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Sep 23, 2002
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lmao, this got emailed to me. fucked up shit


Today is my daughters 18th birthday.
I'm so glad that this is my last damn child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!

So I called my daughter to come over to my house, and when she got here, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mothers house and tell that her that this is the last damn check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the expression on her face."

my daughter took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy"