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TONE DOG THE 01

TONE DOG THE 01

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This was posted in Rap Talk

What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.

How do the OAKLAND RAIDERS count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

What do the OAKLAND RAIDERS and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"!

How do you keep a OAKLAND RAIDER out of your yard?
Put up goal posts!

Where do you go in OAKLAND in case of a tornado?
To THE COLISEUM - they never get a touchdown there!

Why doesn't Napa have a professional football team?
Because then OAKLAND would want one.

Why was CALAHAN upset when the OAKLAND playbook was stolen?
Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

What's the difference between the OAKLAND RAIDERS and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

What do the RAIDERS and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

How can you tell when the RAIDERS are going to run the football?
The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
 
TONE DOG THE 01

TONE DOG THE 01

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TRUE STORY about a Raider Fan, Niner Fan, and a Bucs fan on their way to the game!

A Raider Fan, a Niner Fan and a Bucs fan are all driving to the game together. On the way to the game they come across a Dead Naked Lady laying flat on her back in the middle of the street. All 3 fans jump out of the car and call the police! While waiting for the police to arrive the Niner Fan walks over to the dead body, takes off his Niner cap and places it on one of the ladies breast. The Bucs fan then walks over and places his Bucs hat on the other breast. The Raider fan then places his Raider cap over the lady's mid section to cover her out of respect. When the police officer finally arrives he examines the dead body while taking notes. While doing his examination he first lifts the 49er cap off the breast rights some notes and places it back then lifts the Bucs hat rights his notes and places it back on the other breast. He finally gets to the Raider cap lift and looks, lifts and looks and lift and looks one more time before taking his notes. By this time the Raider Fan is offended and says to the officer "What are you some kind of pervert? Why are you lifting and looking, lifting and looking and lifting and looking again! what's up with that?" The officer looks at the Raider fan and replys "Well....Im used to seeing an ASSHOLE under a raider cap."
 
onlyonesmoke

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Re: TRUE STORY about a Raider Fan, Niner Fan, and a Bucs fan on their way to the game!

TONE DOG THE 01 said:
A Raider Fan, a Niner Fan and a Bucs fan are all driving to the game together. On the way to the game they come across a Dead Naked Lady laying flat on her back in the middle of the street. All 3 fans jump out of the car and call the police! While waiting for the police to arrive the Niner Fan walks over to the dead body, takes off his Niner cap and places it on one of the ladies breast. The Bucs fan then walks over and places his Bucs hat on the other breast. The Raider fan then places his Raider cap over the lady's mid section to cover her out of respect. When the police officer finally arrives he examines the dead body while taking notes. While doing his examination he first lifts the 49er cap off the breast rights some notes and places it back then lifts the Bucs hat rights his notes and places it back on the other breast. He finally gets to the Raider cap lift and looks, lifts and looks and lift and looks one more time before taking his notes. By this time the Raider Fan is offended and says to the officer "What are you some kind of pervert? Why are you lifting and looking, lifting and looking and lifting and looking again! what's up with that?" The officer looks at the Raider fan and replys "Well....Im used to seeing an ASSHOLE under a raider cap."
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Another Cheap joke i heard long time ago.

good tone but not good enough.

haha

i got 2 words for you
OAKLAND BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Playa510

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TONE YOUR A RETARD BUT IT BE CRACKEN ME UP, GOING SO FAR OUT YOUR WAY TAKE TO TRY AND TAKE THE ATTENTION OFF THE LAUGHING STALKS OF THE LEAGUE RIGHT NOW (THE WHINERZ) BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE RAIDERS ANYWAY YOU CAN!!! I GOTTA ADMIT YOU COME CREATIVE WITH YOUR PICS BUT I GUESS YOUR PUNCHLINES ABOUT THEM ARE PLAYED OUT!!!
 
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Playa510

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OH GOD STILL AT IT I SEE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY THESE TACTICS ON SOMEONE THAT TAKES SHIT PERSONAL OR TO THE HEAD CUZ THAT SHIT WILL NEVER WORK ON ME,

THE FUNNY THING IS IN YOUR LAST RESPONSE YOU ACTED LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN ME ON HERE BEFORE AND WEVE NEVER ARGUED ABOUT WHOSE BETTER OUT OF THE WHINERZ AND RAIDERS, ITS ALL GOOD THIS SHIT IS A JOKE TO ME ANYWAYS, IM USUALLY THE ONE THAT TRIES TO GET TO PEOPLES HEADS,

WHINERZ IS ALWAYS GONNA SUCK ASS ESPECIALLY WITH THIS NEW COACH AND RAIDERS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER!!!
 
TONE DOG THE 01

TONE DOG THE 01

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Playa510 said:

HE FUNNY THING IS IN YOUR LAST RESPONSE YOU ACTED LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN ME ON HERE BEFORE AND WEVE NEVER ARGUED ABOUT WHOSE BETTER OUT OF THE WHINERZ AND RAIDERS, ITS ALL GOOD THIS SHIT IS A JOKE TO ME ANYWAYS, IM USUALLY THE ONE THAT TRIES TO GET TO PEOPLES HEADS,
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Check it...I aint ever seen you before and cant remember everyones username on this board or times that I upset them over football! This is all fun for me so if anyone takes it personal then they got some issues!
 
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camoflauge

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onlyonesmoke said:
LOOK LIKE HE GOT CONFIDENCE
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lol ya thats how hes gonna look all season with the talent on that weakass team

tone didnt i tell you to stop actin like your team gonna go somewhere cuz next year they wont do shit as we can see with the franchise choices, the only way theyre going is down so cherish the offseason while you can

so shut you queer
 
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