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Jul 6, 2008
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ask me how it is to sleep?

ask me how it feels like to wake up in the morning?

ask me how i have no ache or pain?

ask me about not flopping like a fish thru the night?

ask me why i spent 2000 dollars on a fyckin bed, on fyckin layaway plan for christs sake?

ask me why this bed is white colored, and not some other color? (what a fuckin racist company)

ask me when i fuck my bitch at the end of the month, and their is fish-enriched blood on a white fuckin bed? (why, is it white??)

ask me how i dry hump my bed, cuz im in love with the hooker next door?

ask me how this bed still wakes me up, cuz of the fuckin garbage truck at 5 in the morning, drops the cans from up top his fuckin truck, to the muthafuckin ground? (i swear its delibreate).

im gonna sue this bed company, they are ruining my life.

ask me tommrow when i wake up, good fuckin night

 
Apr 11, 2007
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i found martys website!

http://martyisadickead.tripod.com/

My name is Marty. I go to TAFE. I am GAY!

My Favorites

Favorite Band or Musician: Gay Boys
Favorite TV show: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Favorite movie: Golden Gays Express
Favorite book: Gay Guy Goes Bi
Favorite sports team: Gay Olympic Team
Favorite food: Gaytime

My Hobbies

My interests are meeting and sucking other TAFE guys!

Most Admired

Molly Meldrum, Elton John.
 

FDS

RIP DUKE BROTHERS
Jan 29, 2006
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No Marty to martys own post. And add another no marty incase the previous no martys cancelled themselves out.






























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No marty