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thought this is relevent right now. tho8ght you might be interestwd.



First slavery, then Jim Crow, now modern-day minstrelsy!, March 20, 2004

Reviewer: zooropaflygirl (see more about me) from USA

WAKE UP AMERICA!!! Dave Chappelle is NOT funny. Dave Chappelle is to comedy what KFC is to soul food. It is juvenile, cliché, and tiresome. Next Richard Pryor? Muwhahahaha.. (The only funny sketch I saw was the one about the Klan). I recently saw a commercial addressing the show's negative image of white people! HA! What a big fat joke. This show has the opposite problem- it's negative portrayal of BLACK people. Yeah that's right; you heard me correctly. I am sick to death of the negative, false, and inaccurate stereotypes of us on television, every one in the book portrayed in this show. From the cliché ghetto-acting hip hop stereotypes to the crack-smoking, I am ready to hurl. And the lies. One of many examples: I saw this sketch the other night on his show about how white people looooove electric guitar and Latinos love electric piano. Okay the last time I checked rock and roll is BLACK music invented by BLACK people; the sad thing is that half the planet thinks that it's white music and Elvis invented it, which is such a lie. In that sketch is the trendy stereotype of black people being absent minded "Yo whaddup G" fools that can't play instruments and just rap. We f*ckin' play every instrument in American music, as well as invented some of them, AND invented every genre of American popular music. (R&B/soul, rock, jazz/ragtime, reggae, etc. Also if it weren't for blacks we wouldn't have country because several country instruments like the banjo are black inventions, and the roots of country music trace back to Negro spirituals and folk songs. I may be only 17, but I'm not naïve and I'm a liberal black woman who knows my history). The reason why this show is so successful is because the show's target audience is white people, who eat this stuff up. This is how white America perceives us. Especially 13-year old white boys who looove those ghetto-acting "it's cool to be stupid" stereotypes. That's what Dave Chappelle is: a 13-year old white boy trapped in a black man's body. I wonder if Chappelle really is a stupid modern-day minstrel "coon" or a smart man who is laughing up the bank by exploiting these stereotypes for his own profit and benefit. It's not like it's the 1930's and he doesn't have a choice. Fine if you enjoy watching this show but if you think this represents real-world African-Americans, get your head out of your ass! And if you think Dave Chappelle is some innovative comic genius that addresses racial issues, shoot yourself in the face. I haven't met any brothers or sisters who disagreed with everything I just said. Do all yourselves a favor and rent Spike Lee's Bamboozled. Read "My Bondage and My Freedom" by Frederick Douglass. Listen to an Otis Redding record. Talk to my grandfather-a scientist, professor, and teacher of Afro-American studies and Latin. Those are REAL African-Americans. Bottom line: At least Stepin Fetchit was funny. (I'm willing to risk getting lots of anti-votes because I'm brutally honest, a lot of you people can't cope with the truth. I'd rather write an an honest review and be deluged in anti-votes than lie and receive ill-gotten votes. I'd never compromise my integrity to acquire the approbation of a bunch of subconsciously racist lowlifes).


looks like she just got happy off her history books... im sayin go girl, but she needs to lighten tha fuck up! i was laughin hard when i read this. not being black, i still take what she said seriously, and deeply into consideration, but my philosophies on racism and shit can be left to gathering uv mindz. yeayuh!

how can you get so mad off a brotha just tryna do his thang? i dont see one bit of props to David there.
 
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559_Soldado said:
hows she gonna be hatin on dave and not say anything bout Chris Rock, DL Hughley, Steve Harvey, or any other comedians. They all talk about the same shit

Exactly, just look at Comic View. Most, not all of the comedians, if you can call them that, just pull the race card instead of coming with some original comedy like Dave, Eddie Murphy(back in the day)... shit or even the cartoon South Park. I think she is only hatin on Dave because he is blowin up fast, and is finally being noticed.

Of those you listed though, Chis Rock would have to be the most controversial.
 
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What Bitch!!..... Dont make me sick Charlie Murphy on that ass. LoL

Go spend time digging up dirty politicians.. What we cant laugh anymore. There are like 3-5 decent shows on TV.. If you take his "sketch comedy" that serious you need sex or Prozak... LoL
 
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shes fuckin confused. . .

dave chapelle knows all of what she said, every sketch is about funny stereotypes of races, when he portrays black people in that light hes doin it as a joke, pointing at what he feels is a weakness or somethin he thinks is foolish too...he makes fun of everyone equally
 

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its just her opinion....there is tons of shit on tv I dont find funny but I sure the fuck aint gonna write an essay about why I dont like the show 'saving jordan' or any of that other dumb ass make believe shit on tv....why dont she write about why the Cosby's was bullshit and how that family lived a make believe life....the husband is a Doctor and the wife is a Lawyer but yet they are always home and always have time for their children....knowing damn well with those occupations, especially a doctor, there is not all thta much time for extra shit
 
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that bitch doesnt have nuthin else to do but write a long ass shit about chappelles show...get a life bitch...get fucked or somethin...you're 17, shit ill hit it....ill shove my dong down her throat n shut her history class lovin ass the fuck up...BALLS TO THE CHIN BITCH!!!!
 
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rofl!!!!^


yeah fucc her.......Daxe is as funny as it gets and bottom line he IS DOIN IT FOR MONEY.....if he gaxe a fucc about politcal issues or communty problems hed a been in a different occupation.....he jus wants ta make a shitload a money doin wtf he good at....she needs ta shut the fucc up cuz most that shit is true anyways.....so what if theres blacc people that are way better than that.....all races got idiots n trash and Dave makes us laugh by showin us shit they do.......
 
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yeah the title of it shoulda been "IM ONLY 17" n shit...but yeah even if its not true its still hilarious...bitch is trippen who gives a fuck about all that bullshit...racist or not...shits funny as fuck...but it being racist would be even funnier...and even the people hes targeting his racism at would laugh...shit i would...i dont give a fuck...as long as it gets my ass rollin its all good...if someone said some funny ass shit about me and it was hilarious as fuck i wouldnt front, shit id laugh too...ill have to hand it to whoever said it...but if it was goin too far id laugh then fuck'em up......TOOTALA TOOTALA TOOTALATOOOOOOO
 
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i agree on what she said about blacks creatin alot of the genres in american music. but dont get mad at the ppl who use it and just turns out to be good as fuck at what they do. thas like gettin butt hurt cause u gettin beat at your own game. jus play tha game how it go n keep ya mouth shut. n if she too strung up on tha past maybe she should pick up a banjo n shit n make her own country shit n REALLY prove a point.
 

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KrypticFlowz said:
shes fuckin confused. . .

dave chapelle knows all of what she said, every sketch is about funny stereotypes of races, when he portrays black people in that light hes doin it as a joke, pointing at what he feels is a weakness or somethin he thinks is foolish too...he makes fun of everyone equally
TRU SHIT HOMIE.....17 YR OLD BITCH...FIRST IN A LINE OF MANY..BUT YEA...ABOUT THE RACES...THINK OF WHEN CHRIS ROCK DID THAT ONE SHIT..."WHEN IM AT THE ATM...I AINT LOOKIN OVER MY SHOULDER FOR BLACK PEOPLE...IM LOOKIN OVER MY SHOULDER FOR NIGGAZ!!!".....FUNNY AS FUCK...BUT ITS REAL LIFE...SO LIKE OTHERS...DAVE IS PUTTIN THAT SHIT ON TV...JUST LIKE RAPPERS SPIT THAT SHIT ON WAX........DAVE SPITTIN THAT SHIT ON CAMERA...LET 'EM HATE
 
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shut the fuck up

You know what i'm tired of, is people like you taking a comedy way to seriously and ranting about how you're so steriotyped and put down by society. How about you stop complaining and focus on living your life. Besides the fact that I wish I had some of the steriotypes that african americans have...like having big dicks, running fast and jumping high. If a white guy could run fast and jump high while having a big dick he'd be considered a god damn super hero. So shut the fuck up and if you don't like the show then don't watch it, no one is forcing you to sit through an episode.
 
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Hoser415 said:
If a white guy could run fast and jump high while having a big dick he'd be considered a god damn super hero.
^^^LMFAO


Dude it was an article or a report or something, the person who wrote that doesn't post here.