Are you ever amazed by the smell of your own farts?

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I mean really, sometimes Im just in shock at how sour and rotten my gas could smell. And then theres those farts that are actually warm coming out... thats when you know youre in trouble.
 
Sep 28, 2004
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At a small party, my exboyfriend once made the lower half of his house so vile that we all had to go upstairs to watch a movie. We were all on the couch and he said, " Haha, oops." out of nowhere. Of course, we didn't hear anything, so we look around confused. Then we find out why he said "oops".

It was so horrible that everyone's eyes were watering and he was standing there like, " What?" because I guess it wasn't as bad to him as it was to us.
 
Sep 28, 2004
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Mtown Criminal said:
THIS DUDE AND HIS ASSTASTIK THREADS....

BUT ON SOME REAL SHIT..FEMALES BE LETTIN OUT SOME OF THE WORST ONES BELIEVE THAT
It's true. My friend Gail from school used to think it was funny when she'd make her car unsafe to drive in, and we'd have to roll down the windows to stay alive.
 

Roxy

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May 2, 2002
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The worst farts ever belong to my dog. He'll come in and do a "walkby fart", walk in, fart silently, and walk out. It's so raw the room must be sealed off and exited.
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
May 3, 2002
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Red Ryda 916 said:
Not really amazed, but curious more than anything, like wondering to myself what the fuck did I eat that would produce something so vile......probably the bongwater.....
You drink your bongwater?? Eeeewwww......!
 
Jun 23, 2003
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LMAO @ this thread. This is some real talk. Meth farts are very stinky! Egss! HAHAHAH! For real though, if you eat some deviled eggs that shit will clear a room.

One time I ate a greasy ass burger from fuddruckers and went to the strip club, and man was that a mistake. I had to buy a tamale from the mexican food place next door just to use the shitter.
 
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any of ya'll ever work inna clean room witta bunny suit? DAMN!!! if u have the farts and them things is sooooo tyte on u and the only place air can exit is up by your face ............. now thas nazzzty