Whoa, whoa there buddy. Where do you think you're going?
Not with that Mac you're not. The Fix, she don't like Macs.
But we're sweet talking her. Wining and dining her.
Sending appropriately casual yet suggestive IM's. Things will change.
Until then, here's a weekly mini-Fix.
Those chumps with PCs have to sift through all the other crap to find this gem.
