Anyone Ever Offer You Their Wife?

[Palmer]

So last Friday I go over to a buddies house and when I pull up his wife is outside waiting for me which I thought was odd. I get out my car and she asks me if I will be her Christmas present from her husband, as in will I sleep with her so he could fuck some other girl. I go inside and her husband, my boy tells me straight up that they have an open marriage and do I want to fuck her.

Now she really aint that fine so my initial reaction was I don't know this is kind of crazy. 3 hours 7 beers and 4 shots later I start to change my mind. So in that 3 hours she went downtown and tied one on. Then she calls and my boy tells me to go pick her up and break her off.

Basically I did exactly that, and now it's kind of weird between me and him. I really aint trippin though cause it was his idea.

This type of shit happen to anyone else?

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

does he know you are the bareback assassin?

 

[0594_1Q]

damn i wish i had a friend like that

 

[Gas One]

...i keep that shit between ..umm...yeah

 

[Palmer]

does he know you are the bareback assassin?

Haha, I actually told both of them that and they were both like "that aint gonna fly" but once I got her over at my place I had to keep it real.

 

[BoMbTrEeS2]

Haha, I actually told both of them that and they were both like "that aint gonna fly" but once I got her over at my place I had to keep it real.

haha your boys gonna be raising a lil 1 deep jr.

 

[Gas One]

anyone who has a girlfriend with an open relationship with another guy-guys is a faggot.

i dont care how you cut it.

i mean call me prude

im just not with the two dick thing
im down wiht other girls in the mix, even if its just for her..but other guys

thats rainbow shit

 

[V]

just when you think you seen and heard everything....

 

[Gas One]

1 deep's buddy: work it dog!!!!
wife: oooh!!!
1 deeps buddy: beat it like a thug nigga!!!
1 deep: ..............
1 deep's buddy: gimme dap nigga! fuckin this slut!
1 deep: (gives dap)
1 deep's buddy (takes his hand) yeah nigga work it dog!!
wife: honey wheres the lube?
1 deep's buddy: what you know about blueberry lube, my nigga?
1 deep: ....

 

[Palmer]

1 deep's buddy: work it dog!!!!
wife: oooh!!!
1 deeps buddy: beat it like a thug nigga!!!
1 deep: ..............
1 deep's buddy: gimme dap nigga! fuckin this slut!
1 deep: (gives dap)
1 deep's buddy (takes his hand) yeah nigga work it dog!!
wife: honey wheres the lube?
1 deep's buddy: what you know about blueberry lube, my nigga?
1 deep: ....

That was unnecessary, i'm offended.

 

[pAc0]

lmao!....

 

[Satingun]

anyone who has a girlfriend with an open relationship with another guy-guys is a faggot.

i dont care how you cut it.

i mean call me prude

im just not with the two dick thing
im down wiht other girls in the mix, even if its just for her..but other guys

thats rainbow shit

I didn't get the impression that it was a threesome.

 

[Palmer]

anyone who has a girlfriend with an open relationship with another guy-guys is a faggot.

i dont care how you cut it.

i mean call me prude

im just not with the two dick thing
im down wiht other girls in the mix, even if its just for her..but other guys

thats rainbow shit

Gas......You're a mess, I said I was kickin it with my boy and "Then she calls and my boy tells me to go pick her up and break HER off." As in I left him and went and got her and took her back to my place. You're a mess.

 

[DFresh77]

i don't think he had a 3 sum...

I don't know about another nigga dickin' down my chick...

that shit just ain't right at all...

married guy: how was that guy we met last night?

married girl: he was alright, let's fuck...wait, i think i still have some condom smell in me

married guy: just wash it and let me hit it

married girl: okay


fuck an open relationship....that shit don't fly around here...

 

[thapro]

I know a guy who pimps his wife. In fact, he posts her on Craigslist and other places. And this isn't the case where she's just a wife by name, but she really is his wife. She's pregnant right now too. That shit is fucking disgusting.

 

[Borat]

I am big like a can of Pepsi.

 

[:ab:]

you smashed bare back-ed?
Crucial

 

[Palmer]

says a no pussy gettin mafucka let alone another dudes wife.

 

[GHP]

eventually they will get either divorsed or the dude is gonna kill that broad and put a bullet in his brain afterwards. That shit is unatural

 

[Palmer]

eventually they will get either divorsed or the dude is gonna kill that broad and put a bullet in his brain afterwards. That shit is unatural

agreed

The only time that shit works out is if both are in their 40's and have already had a few bad marriages and they go in to the marriage knowing they're going to fuck other people.

Trust me my boy and his wife won't last another year. I don't give a fuck, they on they own with that shit.