Anyone else have crackhead neighbors?

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Oct 2, 2006
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I live under legitimate crackheads. I give them that title because I have observed crack and a crack pipe in their apartment when going upstairs to see if they were alright after hearing one of them screaming out the window for someone to call the police about 2 weeks ago at 3am. Idk if the guy beats the lady crackhead or what but it sounds like every morning around the same time 3-5am there is furniture being tossed around their apartment. Its fucking annoying but I've almost completely got that blocked out.

A few days ago the crackheads were arguing and decided to fight out in the hallway upstairs and someone called the cops when the cops arrived they asked what the problem is and the guy crackhead said to the cop while pointing at the lady crackhead, "That fuckin bitch is high on crack" I thought i was gonna die laughing when i heard that.

Its now almost 5am and they have been vacuuming their floor up there for the past 45 minutes. I have no idea what the hell goes on up there every night. Some how it starts of with real loud noises in every room followed by screaming back and forth and then you hear a baby crying.. the craziest part is the little kid that lives there I think hes like 1 year old or younger. I've always wondered if he's a crack baby but I don't think it would be appropriate to ask. After the crying stops I normally don't hear any more noise up there until 3-5am the next morning when it starts over again.

Does anyone else on the siccness have legitimate crackhead neighbors, and if so share your stories.
 
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good thread...i have sum fucked up neighbors...ive always had a question too, if you or one of your homies sold them their shit,do you have the right to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop runnin up and down the stairs at 4 am?
 

Meta4iCAL

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the people who used to live next to me were some straight dopefiends

they had this old fucked up car they used to work on all fucking day and all night... I have no idea what they were doing to it... I dont think they did either

one time dude just trippin one day... I hear him screaming... then I hear a big ass thud and this motherfucker threw a fuckin 4x6 post over the fence into my yard...

another time me and my boy were chillin in the backyard smokin a cig... I see dude poke his head over the fence and go "psst... come here..."

so I'm like wtf... I walk over like... what's up bro?

he says... "hey man... hey can I hit that???"

I'm like "what are you talkin about? you wanna hit my cigarette...?"

he looks around like 3 times and says... "nevermind" and runs away hella fast

another time I was out front washing my car... one of the dopefiends had a pressure washer and he was spraying the sidewalk and the street with it... not even his driveway... but he was spraying the sidewalk in front of my driveway... and also in the street... he was lookin like he was on one super hard... he kept talkin to himself the whole time... then outta nowhere he stops spraying the ground with the pressure washer... and yells out "WATER BREAK!" he drops the shit on the ground and runs into the garage hella fast and starts chugging some water

there was 3 dopefiends livin there... 2 of em were older... probably in their 40's... the other was around my age... I was cool with him... I chopped it with him sometimes... even he was always on one... so one day me and my boys were about to go smoke and he saw us out front and started choppin it with us... we were said we were gonna smoke... he asked if we wanted to match blunts... he had a couple boys with him... so were like fuck it... he said ok... I gotta go pick up a sack around the corner... wanna roll with me? I was hesitant... but I said ok... so I hop in the back of the fucked up bucket... he drives around the corner... dude comes outside and they make the transaction... he tells me to hold out my hand and gives me what is about a 10 sack... then he says... ok we gotta go to this other house to get the rest... so he goes around the corner to another house and gets another 10 sack... like wtf? why would you go to different people and get a 10 sack from each one???

so we out front of his house smoking... and he says... hey you guys thirsty? you want some water or somthin? we were like yeah ok... so he says alright I'll be back! he runs in the house and comes out with a stack of red plastic cups... he then grabs the hose from out front... and proceeds to fill up our cups with this garden hose.... like... wtf... that shit was just kinda weird... and they were getting arrested like one every 2 weeks... the cops stayed posted in front of their house... they ended up moving though
 

Defy

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yeah, there's a knock at the end of the block.....she coo tho, just be doing the extra stupid fast speedy walking and shit.....but she's nice, she even came to tell me my cat was hit by a car (I know it wasn't her cuz she don't have a car, she just walk 35 miles per hour everwhere)

the neighbors across the street tho, they loud as fuck and always be drinking....dood is friendly tho and my son gets along with his son, but this muthafucka has got to be the loudest muthafucka in oakland......I remember one day I got home from a job interview and this foo got dropped off by someone shortly after......but when he got dropped off someone started beating his ass......like they hella kicked him outta the truck they pulled up on, then dood started whoopin on the neighbor and got into the second car that pulled up and took off.......then the neighbor started talking to himself loud as fuck for about 30 minutes........shit was comedy
 

Defy

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so we out front of his house smoking... and he says... hey you guys thirsty? you want some water or somthin? we were like yeah ok... so he says alright I'll be back! he runs in the house and comes out with a stack of red plastic cups... he then grabs the hose from out front... and proceeds to fill up our cups with this garden hose.... like... wtf... that shit was just kinda weird... and they were getting arrested like one every 2 weeks... the cops stayed posted in front of their house... they ended up moving though
LOL
 
Oct 2, 2006
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I just realized I had more random shit to post about the crackheads living upstairs. When I was walkin out to my car a minute ago it came to my attention that every single day at some point they must carry all of the clothes and stuff they have up there out to their car and just leave it in there. At night the car is empty but during the day it is always filled with all kinds of shit. Its filled with totes filled with like house decorations, clothes are thrown everywhere, there are shelves, all kinds of random shit. And its always the same stuff thats back in the car. It looks like empty their closets during the day and then decide to fill them back up before they start their night crack activities from 3-5am.
 
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LOL !^^

My boy lives around the corner from me and the bitch who lives behind him is obviously on meth. She used to hop the fence and shit and be all in peoples backyards and look thru peoples windows.
 
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one of the dopefiends had a pressure washer and he was spraying the sidewalk and the street with it... not even his driveway... but he was spraying the sidewalk in front of my driveway... and also in the street... he was lookin like he was on one super hard... he kept talkin to himself the whole time... then outta nowhere he stops spraying the ground with the pressure washer... and yells out "WATER BREAK!" he drops the shit on the ground and runs into the garage hella fast and starts chugging some water

so we out front of his house smoking... and he says... hey you guys thirsty? you want some water or somthin? we were like yeah ok... so he says alright I'll be back! he runs in the house and comes out with a stack of red plastic cups... he then grabs the hose from out front... and proceeds to fill up our cups with this garden hose.... like... wtf... that shit was just kinda weird...
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!
 
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i had to tell one of my neighbors to stay the fuck away cause 5 or 6 times a day he (or would get his girl to do it) would ask for a couple sheets of foil...1 time i was outside kickin it and saw him walkin to my door and told him "heres 2 bucks go buy sum foil at the dollar store"...that muthafucka went and got him a beer and said he cant use the cheap foil, it doesnt smoke right..lol
 
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^LOL

I just wanna know why they always feel the need to vacuum every night for at least 45 minutes. During there 3-5am crack time... Its the most random shit ever. I'll be on here reading up on shit and then it never fails the vacuum comes on and i just have to laugh cuz you hear it repeatedly hit every inch on the wall up there like they are trying to run and vacuum and they dont stop with their swoop of the vacuum until they hit the wall. They dont even slow down.