Anybody know how to translate Bulgarian?

[B-Buzz]

I made a bet with someone that I could translate this shit by the weekend, but it's hard as fuck since it's not cyrillic. Can someone help me out?

"Iskam da te eba." < I know this means something like "I want (variation of yes) you _____."

"Shte eba bashta ti i posle majka ti shte mi prawi minet." < No clue about this one.

 

[Stealth]

The first one means "I want to fuck you"

And the second one means "The day of reckoning is upon us. Repent all ye sinners before Judgement Day commences."

 

[Jae iLL]

daaamn that's a crazy bet tho.. What kind of ppl do you hang around?

 

[B-Buzz]

^^ This beezoid is always saying shit to me in Bulgarian and doesn't tell me what it means so I told her if I can figure some of it out she's gotta hook me up with some cds.

The first one means "I want to fuck you"

And the second one means "The day of reckoning is upon us. Repent all ye sinners before Judgement Day commences."

lol, nice try homie. Maybe if you would've used one sentence for the second one I would've believed you.

 

[Stealth]

Bulgarian doesn't use punctuation haha