Anybody Here Have a Pocket Pussy?

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
R

Rondell

Guest
#1
You know what I am talking about, those plastic things that look real that you can get at the porno store. I'm really lonely and I don't ever get no pussy, so I need something. I'm tired of jerking off five times a day, it just isn't as fun anymore. If you have a pocket pussy, let me know if it works for you and if you recommend me getting one. How much are they? And will I need lubricant for it?
 

phil

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
7,311
27
0
115
#3
man you can make a better one out of a rubber glove and a sock.

who said crime doesnt pay? next to necessity, jail time is the mother of invention.
 
Apr 25, 2002
4,992
81
48
45
#6
With all the technology out there, we dont find a cure for cancer...we find a way to make synthetic pussies small enough to fit into one's pocket
 
May 13, 2002
5,514
23
38
39
#11
phil said:
man you can make a better one out of a rubber glove and a sock.

who said crime doesnt pay? next to necessity, jail time is the mother of invention.
i remember those back in the hall days.. fee fee's! yall should try it no joke..
 
Apr 25, 2002
4,992
81
48
45
#13
^^^^ Hey Quick, that pic of Owens on the Cowboy star is sick as fuck...do you happen to have the pic without the lettering? Hook it up if ya can dawg! They gonna stomp the Rams tommorow!
 

Tim

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
2,404
29
48
44
#16
MeloTrauma said:
^^^^ Hey Quick, that pic of Owens on the Cowboy star is sick as fuck...do you happen to have the pic without the lettering? Hook it up if ya can dawg! They gonna stomp the Rams tommorow!

 

Quick

Active member
May 6, 2002
6,443
30
48
Yay Area, CA
#17
^^^^^^^^^^THERE YOU GO. I DIDNT SEE THIS TIL NOW OR I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT..

I LOVE SEEING ALL THE POSTS FROM THE RAIDERS CRYING ABOUT TAKE THAT OUT YA SIG.....LMAO.