Sunday afternoon I was driving around and said fuck it, I'm going to go look for an apartment in North Higlands....
So I grabbed one of those free apartment guides from the G-Store and went a huntin. Most of the complexes were open Sunday 1-5, so I was in the goods on a sunny afternoon. Ahh, a great day to spend the day. So I went to this one pretty decent looking place, went to the rental info area, and looked at the two women who were working in the office and decided to nix this shit.
One of the fat ones goes, "Can I help you sir?"
"Er... got a bathroom?" I pissed and left.
Drove to another apartment complex nearby, checked out the one younger woman working there, and I wasn't satisfied.
"Err....got a bathroom?" I asked... she pointed towards it, and I went in and just kinda washed my hands and left.
At the third apartment complex I stopped at, It was pretty good. I went into the rental office and AGAIN did not like what I saw. An older woman with dark hair and fake smile. I was trying to leave before she saw me me, but it didn't work.
"Can I help you today?," she asked.
I stammered again. "Errrrr....do you have a restroom here."
"Yes sir," she said.
I hung out in the bathroom for a couple minutes and fixed my hair and shit. Hauled ass and was really getting pissed at how this day was going in the apartment hunt. I went to the other end of town and went into the rental office of a pretty nice, new apartment complex. As I stood in the lobby, a woman came sauntering out towards me.
Yabba Dabba Fuckin Bingo!
Fuckin full face, blonde, thick (but not in a fat way), big eyes, little glasses, wearing a pink short shirt that cradled her mega-boobs and rode up just enough in the back to see some skin. To top that pole-raising gear, she was wearing black, kind of fuzzy pants that absofuckinlutely strangled her legs and big, full ass that juttet out and seemed to scream "fuck me running." Maybe early 30's or late 20's, and she sported a nice fukkin diamond ring.
"Can I help you today sir?" she said.
Fuck it- some cheesedick husband or fiance wasn't going to stop me from looking at this broad for a awhile. I bs'd her and told her I was starting a new job and wanted to move to a high-class apartment.
"Got any 3 rooms?" I said.
"Yes, and this is for how many people?" she asked.
"Just me." I said. "I need lots of space." That was badass. "Can you show me one?"
"Ok, first fill this out."
I'll be damned if she didn't bend the FUCK over and grab a sheet off a bottom shelf. That damned top shirt just opened up like a fuckin tulip on Easter Sunday, and I damn near saw a complete set of megaboobs since she was wearing a small, silver bra.
RACK this chick for bending the hell over while she KNEW I'd have the opportunity to witness megaboobs in full form.
If there's one thing I HATE, it's women who wear a blouse or shirt like that and when they reach down to pick something up and you're standing there, they put one hand on the top of the shirt to hold it there and prevent you from getting a cheap glimpse. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? FUCK women with nice racks who do this. For GOD'S SAKES, if your'e going to wear those kind of clothes, I am ENTITLED to see your cleavage and/or full rack if you bend over. STOP covering it up, you insensitive bitch! So rack the FUCK out of her for that.
And you think that was a fluke? Hell no! She goes, "Oh, and a floor plan." She leans down AGAIN without covering up, with my crotch parallel to them teets. I became greedy and stared more obviously.
I filled out the form as fast as possible and she said, "Let's go look at a model."
We went outside and I said, "You lead the way." She yapped alot about how "I love these apartments" and I bs'd with "Nice pine trees around here too." and fuckin started walking like the tinman upon seeing that plush, jutting-out ass in broad daylight, with the sun accentuating the fuzz on her black pants, and her panty-line nearly busting out of the damn slacks.
Holy shit....we went inside and I "accidently" brushed up against her ass, not making it obvious, and we shot the shit for some time in there as she showed me the room, said "Isn't it good?," and I got Norwegian Wood. Then she drops the damn key and picked it up and I saw her tits AGAIN! "Can't seem to hold on to the key today" she joked.
Did this girl want to fuck the Thought or WHAT???" I swear I had to tighten up my fuckin tie to keep my throbbing CRANK from protruding through the top of my shirt and jabbing me in the chin!!"
I bullshitted her with question about the utilities and shit and we chatted and somewhere in the conversation, as we went outside and she showed me the flowers and shit in the back flower bed, she told me her husband was stationed somewhere in the Army or something. "You want to do doggy-style garden sex then?" I almost yelled while looking at that ass busting out of her pants. I damn near smacked the shit out of it and said, "Nice apartment."
So we took a nice long walk back to the rental office, with her leading the way, yapping, and me staring at her ass. We went back in the office and I told her I'd check out some other places but that this one was definately the leading candidate.
Whatfuckinever. I'm not even looking for an apartment. I already got the kickass bachelor pad. I just wanted to spend a beautiful Sunday taking a stroll with a beautiful piece of T&A, in a classy fuckin noble way.
"Thanks, and if you have any more questions, let us know."
"Ok," I said as I walked off with throbbing wood.
"Oh..." I said...
She turned around and I caught one last glimpse of the megaboobs and charming grill. "Yes?" she asked....
I looked at her with a calm, Pierce Brosnam look....
"Do you have a bathroom in here?"
-D Money
WAR some janitor in a high class apartment complex cleaning up my spooge in the bathroom tonight.
So I grabbed one of those free apartment guides from the G-Store and went a huntin. Most of the complexes were open Sunday 1-5, so I was in the goods on a sunny afternoon. Ahh, a great day to spend the day. So I went to this one pretty decent looking place, went to the rental info area, and looked at the two women who were working in the office and decided to nix this shit.
One of the fat ones goes, "Can I help you sir?"
"Er... got a bathroom?" I pissed and left.
Drove to another apartment complex nearby, checked out the one younger woman working there, and I wasn't satisfied.
"Err....got a bathroom?" I asked... she pointed towards it, and I went in and just kinda washed my hands and left.
At the third apartment complex I stopped at, It was pretty good. I went into the rental office and AGAIN did not like what I saw. An older woman with dark hair and fake smile. I was trying to leave before she saw me me, but it didn't work.
"Can I help you today?," she asked.
I stammered again. "Errrrr....do you have a restroom here."
"Yes sir," she said.
I hung out in the bathroom for a couple minutes and fixed my hair and shit. Hauled ass and was really getting pissed at how this day was going in the apartment hunt. I went to the other end of town and went into the rental office of a pretty nice, new apartment complex. As I stood in the lobby, a woman came sauntering out towards me.
Yabba Dabba Fuckin Bingo!
Fuckin full face, blonde, thick (but not in a fat way), big eyes, little glasses, wearing a pink short shirt that cradled her mega-boobs and rode up just enough in the back to see some skin. To top that pole-raising gear, she was wearing black, kind of fuzzy pants that absofuckinlutely strangled her legs and big, full ass that juttet out and seemed to scream "fuck me running." Maybe early 30's or late 20's, and she sported a nice fukkin diamond ring.
"Can I help you today sir?" she said.
Fuck it- some cheesedick husband or fiance wasn't going to stop me from looking at this broad for a awhile. I bs'd her and told her I was starting a new job and wanted to move to a high-class apartment.
"Got any 3 rooms?" I said.
"Yes, and this is for how many people?" she asked.
"Just me." I said. "I need lots of space." That was badass. "Can you show me one?"
"Ok, first fill this out."
I'll be damned if she didn't bend the FUCK over and grab a sheet off a bottom shelf. That damned top shirt just opened up like a fuckin tulip on Easter Sunday, and I damn near saw a complete set of megaboobs since she was wearing a small, silver bra.
RACK this chick for bending the hell over while she KNEW I'd have the opportunity to witness megaboobs in full form.
If there's one thing I HATE, it's women who wear a blouse or shirt like that and when they reach down to pick something up and you're standing there, they put one hand on the top of the shirt to hold it there and prevent you from getting a cheap glimpse. Anyone else know what I'm talking about? FUCK women with nice racks who do this. For GOD'S SAKES, if your'e going to wear those kind of clothes, I am ENTITLED to see your cleavage and/or full rack if you bend over. STOP covering it up, you insensitive bitch! So rack the FUCK out of her for that.
And you think that was a fluke? Hell no! She goes, "Oh, and a floor plan." She leans down AGAIN without covering up, with my crotch parallel to them teets. I became greedy and stared more obviously.
I filled out the form as fast as possible and she said, "Let's go look at a model."
We went outside and I said, "You lead the way." She yapped alot about how "I love these apartments" and I bs'd with "Nice pine trees around here too." and fuckin started walking like the tinman upon seeing that plush, jutting-out ass in broad daylight, with the sun accentuating the fuzz on her black pants, and her panty-line nearly busting out of the damn slacks.
Holy shit....we went inside and I "accidently" brushed up against her ass, not making it obvious, and we shot the shit for some time in there as she showed me the room, said "Isn't it good?," and I got Norwegian Wood. Then she drops the damn key and picked it up and I saw her tits AGAIN! "Can't seem to hold on to the key today" she joked.
Did this girl want to fuck the Thought or WHAT???" I swear I had to tighten up my fuckin tie to keep my throbbing CRANK from protruding through the top of my shirt and jabbing me in the chin!!"
I bullshitted her with question about the utilities and shit and we chatted and somewhere in the conversation, as we went outside and she showed me the flowers and shit in the back flower bed, she told me her husband was stationed somewhere in the Army or something. "You want to do doggy-style garden sex then?" I almost yelled while looking at that ass busting out of her pants. I damn near smacked the shit out of it and said, "Nice apartment."
So we took a nice long walk back to the rental office, with her leading the way, yapping, and me staring at her ass. We went back in the office and I told her I'd check out some other places but that this one was definately the leading candidate.
Whatfuckinever. I'm not even looking for an apartment. I already got the kickass bachelor pad. I just wanted to spend a beautiful Sunday taking a stroll with a beautiful piece of T&A, in a classy fuckin noble way.
"Thanks, and if you have any more questions, let us know."
"Ok," I said as I walked off with throbbing wood.
"Oh..." I said...
She turned around and I caught one last glimpse of the megaboobs and charming grill. "Yes?" she asked....
I looked at her with a calm, Pierce Brosnam look....
"Do you have a bathroom in here?"
-D Money
WAR some janitor in a high class apartment complex cleaning up my spooge in the bathroom tonight.
