Anybody ever have to whipe thier ass without shitting?

[MeloTrauma]

I hate when I have to do this. Sometimes I get a swampy ass and I have to do a drop check and whipe just so I dont get any in my drawers. Sometimes that shit burns a little. I would think my asshole would be a little more durable, but nooooo, it burns from ass sweat. Maybe because I have diarreah. But it burns and then I get a seep of ass sweat that I have to go whipe every hour. And if I dont, my inner-ass region will start itching and chafing. I hate my ass and its seepage.

 

[tadou]

**holds down ALT and presses F4**

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

lmao as long as it aint anal discharge you're doin fine homie...

i get that shit all the time if i've eat too much spicy shit throughout the week.

 

[BornSin]

 

[DJ Mark 7]

LOL I'm right there with ya homie....Swamp Ass is a mufucka

U should wear those underwear that are made of that material football players wear....Thats what I got and I dont get swamp ass....anymore lol

 

[mustynutz]

yeah i suffer from a mad case of swamp ass, its actually developed into a level 3 mold and has begun to eat away at the decrepid pair of boxers that has been stuck to my nuts and ass for about 11 months now...i use to be able to just wipe it away with a brillo pad...but now i have to use sandpaper since it hardens into a syrupy goo thats thick as tree sap.

LOL Olesta does cause anal leakage though...i remember reading that somewhere

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

yeah, it happens. Any place there is humidity, I get the ass that leaves me feelin like my boxers are a greenhouse mayn. I hate that shit! Especially when I work out at the gym, get up off the bench and there are sweaty ass cheek marks on the bench

 

[shizzniddel V.S]

yeah i hate that shyt, when im at the gym, and i leave sweaty ass cheek marks that i gotta wipe off wit my towel..

 

[DJ Mark 7]

holy jesus musty....that was QUITE descriptive

 

[Jar]

it causes anal leakage...says it right on the package.

LOL

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Ok I went to look on the package and it don't say that shit dog lol...


goddamn I'm gullible