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Feb 9, 2003
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Ok so here I go again. Finals week and I'd really rather type out another stupid thread. Well it all began about 3 days ago, I was in my room and was getting ready to take of my pants so that I could put on my shorts and so that I could feel more comfortable. Well I unbuttoned the jeans and then pulled down the zipper and that's when it happened. My foreskin, yes I have foreskin, got stuck to the zipper and I almost cried out in pain, but being the man that I am I could not show the world my pain and so I held it in. I was traumatized, that had never happened to me. I mean the notion of a part of your dick being stretched by your zipper isnt a thought that usually pops into my head. Luckily I was able to carefully operate and was finally able to get my skin out of the zipper. Suffice to say it hurt like a bitch and I am more careful when I put on or when I take off my jeans or khakis. Moral of the Story: Don't get your dick stuck in your zipper.
P.S Any one else had this happen to them or am I the only one?
 
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lmao it happend to me to so dont feel bad.......i wuz jus putin my pants on and wuzn't payin attention and zipped my shit up it hella hurt thought i wuz gonna have to go to the ER
 

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it happened to my friend while we were in elementary school, and ever since i've always worn shorts under my jeans, anythinG with a zipper for that matter
 
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not trip.....
i get my wee wee chought up in all kind of things/ all the time....

doors,cass. deck,coffe pot, can of peas,windows, and twice in my girlfriends george forman grill {once on and once off, stil got some burn marks}
and let's not talk about vegas.......
 
Apr 25, 2002
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slowpoke said:
not trip.....
i get my wee wee chought up in all kind of things/ all the time....

doors,cass. deck,coffe pot, can of peas,windows, and twice in my girlfriends george forman grill {once on and once off, stil got some burn marks}
and let's not talk about vegas.......
A GEORGE FORMAN GRILL?....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...SOME SHIT IS BETTER KEPT TO YOURSELF HOMEBOY...

ON A MUCH MORE LIGHTER NOTE BELIEVE IT OR NOT...I GOT MY SHIT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER BEFORE...THAT SHIT AINT NO FUCKIN JOKE...$IDEWAYZ
 
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Ghostly said:
thats why u wear boxers..to keep the shit in while u take your pants off
I was wearing boxers. But the thing is I was wearing the white hanes ones that dont got a button. That's why my dick was hanging out the place that should have been covered by the button. I might have to offricially voice a complaint!