Any of you dickheads ever heard of Acai?

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Kon1

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I been thinking bout changing my way's and eating/drinking a little healthier lately and I've been hearing a lot about this Acai shit. I was wondering who's tried it and what you think? I'm gonna be copping some of these Sambazon Acai products and eating them for breakfast and maybe as a snack in the daytime. These are the ones I been looking at, and I was just curious if any of you guys fuck wit it? Heres the shit I'm looking to get


You can blend these up with Banana's and Granola or whatever fruit's or nut's you like and make little smoothie bowls.


And I guess you do the same thing with these ones except you can mix this juice blend with crushed ice and a few other things and it's supposed to be HELLLLLLA good for you and supposedly it taste bomb as fuck.
 
Rumpelstiltskin

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It's for people who eat like complete shit, have a little bit of fruit and their body goes into this shock from getting a tad bit of nutrients and anti oxidants and they think it's the greatest thing in the world.

I've had it, plenty of times, it has too much sugar for me (personally) and it's pretty useless. Total gimick. Just eat clean.
 
Kon1

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These are the nutrition facts for the smoothie packs


and here's the nutrition facts for the juice blend
 
mrtonguetwista

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Kon1 said:
I been thinking bout changing my way's and eating/drinking a little healthier lately and I've been hearing a lot about this Acai shit. I was wondering who's tried it and what you think? I'm gonna be copping some of these Sambazon Acai products and eating them for breakfast and maybe as a snack in the daytime. These are the ones I been looking at, and I was just curious if any of you guys fuck wit it? Heres the shit I'm looking to get


You can blend these up with Banana's and Granola or whatever fruit's or nut's you like and make little smoothie bowls.


And I guess you do the same thing with these ones except you can mix this juice blend with crushed ice and a few other things and it's supposed to be HELLLLLLA good for you and supposedly it taste bomb as fuck.
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I just ordered some from Arson, should be in the mail any day now.

























jokes :cheeky:
 
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Kon1

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well I eat and drink nothing but complete garbage so I'm tryna switch it up for a while and see if this shit helps.
 
Kon1

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^^^THAT'S COOL, THANKS FOR THE INPUT. I'm still gonna try it I was just wondering if ya'll have had it and what ya think.
 
Mac Jesus

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Kon1 if you eat like shit, it's going to take more then some berries to help you out. You can't eat some acai and then down a quarter pounder with cheese bro.

Eat some dark leafy shit, like kale or bok choy. Eat some chickpeas, chicken and fish, brown rice, shit like that.

You can get these berries if you want, but if someone is trying to get you to sign up and sell that shit then don't do it.

also, acai juice isn't as great as people say. I'd rather eat blueberries and they are a better anti-oxidant too.
 
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bay2mi

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made alot of money selling acai diet pills to housewives last year, till the ftc stepped in :hurt:

it's good for you, but it's not the miracle fruit they tout it as. If you look around a bit youll find a lot of other foods with the same health benefits and that are cheaper too. Havn't messed with it in a while so I cant recall any off hand though.
 
Kon1

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Mac Jesus said:
Kon1 if you eat like shit, it's going to take more then some berries to help you out. You can't eat some acai and then down a quarter pounder with cheese bro.

Eat some dark leafy shit, like kale or bok choy. Eat some chickpeas, chicken and fish, brown rice, shit like that.

You can get these berries if you want, but if someone is trying to get you to sign up and sell that shit then don't do it.

also, acai juice isn't as great as people say. I'd rather eat blueberries and they are a better anti-oxidant too.
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Lol nobodys trying to sell me shit hahaha. I hear you though I'm definitely gonna be going on a chicken and fish diet. Damn ya'll are straight up dissin the acai like it's bad or something. I hear ya though. I don't eat like HORRIBLE SHIT I just know that it's time to switch up on some Trader Joes/Whole Foods type shit.
 
Rumpelstiltskin

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Kon1 said:
^^^THAT'S COOL, THANKS FOR THE INPUT. I'm still gonna try it I was just wondering if ya'll have had it and what ya think.
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Someone gave me a bottle of Monavie.
It was way too sweat and I didn't notice anything other than a slight burst of energy from the sugar.

Then I had a couple bottles of something else (forgot the name) but it was an acai thing, and it had separate energy booster stuff in there. Plus it had niacin so it gave me that buzzing feeling as well.

Overall, it's nothing to really recommend but give it a shot, maybe it will work for you.
 
ayo4yayo

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the fuck is that? you dont need that shit. do some research on healthy eating and you can buy a months worth of food at costco for cheap. you know what they say. "if it tastes good, its probably bad/unhealthy for you." try to put this into your head "Eat for function. Not taste."

and dont forget to hit the gym
 
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