ANOTHA BLONDE JOKE

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EDJ

EDJ

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ENJOY.......

The Blonde Horseback Rider
>
>A blonde decides to try horseback riding,
>even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
>
>She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse
>immediately springs into motion.
>It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
>pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
>
>In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
>but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
>
>She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
>but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
>
>The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious
>to its slipping rider.
>
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde
>attempts to leap away from
>the horse and throw herself to safety.
>
>Unfortunately, her foot has becomes entangled
>in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
>pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
>ground over and over.
>As her head is battered against the ground,
>she is mere moments away from
>unconsciousness when to her great fortune .....
>
>Frank, the Wal-mart greeter, sees her dilemma
>and unplugs the horse.
 
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PlanetZeroPat

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"ONE MO BLONDE JOKE"



girl in the third grade came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! See?"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?""Yes, it's because you're blonde.

"The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only go to D, but I went all the way to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! See?"

"Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde.

"The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"she yelled.

"No, Honey, it's because you're 18," said her mother.
 
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There was an opening for the CIA and a rigorous course took place of 111 candidates. Only three interviewees passed the class and were taken to the next level

there was only one opening, so only one candidate could earn the possition.

The course conductor took the three men into a hall that had three doors. Gave the 1st guy a pistol and told him that there are three bullets in the gun.

We have to be certain of your loyalty to the Government because there will be a great deal of field work and a lot of temptations, the conductor explained. To earn this possition, you have to go into this first room and shoot your wife three times. If you do that, you will earn the job

The guy goes in the room and shuts the door, as per instructed. The room consisted of plain white walls, no pictures or anything. All that was in the room was a wooden chair in the center with his wife sitting on it.

30 seconds later the man comes out and hands the pistol to the conductor and says that he wants the job, but he loves his wife to much to kill her. They said, "we understand, but you dont get the job."

The second guy, they told him the same thing.

He took the pistol and went into the room. 2 minutes later he came out, with tears in his eyes like hed just been cryin, etc etc..

He didnt get the job.

They got to the 3rd door and they told the 3rd guy the same, hands him the same pistol and he goes into that 3rd room.

"Blam Blam Blam," was the sould of violence. Then all hell broke loose! The door was rattling, there seemed to be so much noise and choas

The man came out drenched in blood. The conductor asked him what in the hell had happened. The man handed him back the pistol and said, "some dipshit jokingly put blanks in the pistol so I had to beat her to death with the chair"
 
EDJ

EDJ

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^LOL

HERE'S ANOTHA ONE:

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.



>>Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls
decided

that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.



>>After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
they went home early?



>>>The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.



>> > The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
before meeting a dinner date.



>> > The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.



>>Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept

out of her house.



>> > The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with

them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday
 
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