Anna's "Anus Is Unremarkable"

[surcaliman]

Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report also bizarrely reveals that her "anus is unremarkable."

In the eight page report obtained by TMZ, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna's body.

The report lists every mark on Anna's body, even tattoos. Smith's body art included the words "Daniel" and "Papas," a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women's torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.

On a positive note, Anna's fingernails and toenails were both listed as "clean."

 

[Rusto]

wtf? what could that mean?
Maybe thats just a way to say she wasnt raped or something

 

[iam37one]

Her anus is unremarkable? What the fuck!? I can't wait to hear that reported on Fox News.

 

[5ive1en]

Her anus is unremarkable?? What does this mean???

 

[surcaliman]

^^^when i had a chest x-ray done,the results said my heart and lungs were ''unremarkable''.i asked what that meant and they said it meant they were in good shape with no sign of anything wrong.

 

[Juroks]

so no one fucked her up the ass?

 

[Nuttkase]

so no one fucked her up the ass?

lol That's the same thing I just thought.

 

[iam37one]

not literally anyways

 

[M.V.W.]

This thread is jokes.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"unremarkable" is a common term used for autopsys. It's not uncommon for the word to be used a dozen or more times. Still funny though.

 

[BzNutz]

ok that did it, got the first laugh of the day off this. Imma use that line on the ladies. Hey baby, your Anus is Unremarkable, lets go to the Olive Garden haha.

 

[Gas One]

theres alot of reasons to mention the shape/condition of her anus, none of which i feel like getting into.

lets just say umm it tells a bit about how you died.

i dont think he was commenting on if shes taken any fat dicks up her butt.

that wouldnt be as "remarkable" as you think.

 

[G-Dubb]

"unremarkable" is a common term used for autopsys. It's not uncommon for the word to be used a dozen or more times. Still funny though.

The autopsy report is on CNN.com, the term is used several times.

 

[BETO916]

I guess its better then using "fantabulous"....LMAO

 

[Dana Dane]

My anus is unremarkable, too.

 

[BETO916]

I thought you had that nat king cole, Unforgetable action goin'.....wow AND its unremarkable.....WHOO HOO!!

TBIB!!

 

[Dana Dane]

THE BOOTY IS BACK!

 

[Anaheim*Rob]

Beto, clear some of your PM's homie, so I can shoot you a link.

 

[BETO916]

yezzir....sorry about that Rob.

 

[I AM]

wtf? what could that mean?
Maybe thats just a way to say she wasnt raped or something

It could mean the person who did the autopsy either ass raped her or sodomized her with something, and was surprised by what they found.