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SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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THIS PUNK ASS FOOL THAT I CAUGHT RUBBING HIS SHIT THREW HIS PANTS IN MY PARKING LOT. SO LET ME SET UP WHAT WAS HAPPIN.I WAS HELPING 2 FINE ASS HOES,AND YES THEY WERE HOES, THEY WERE PUTTING MONEY ON THERE NETSPEND CARDS.SO THIS FOOL WAS PARKED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STORES DOOR AND THESE 2 CHICKS WERE SAYING THAT NASTY FUCKER IN THE CAR WAS LOOKING AT THEM AND BEATING OFF.I STARTED LAUGHING CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST TALKING SHIT,BUT THEN I SEE HIS ARM MOVING HELLA CRAZY.IM LIKE HELL NA SO I WENT OUT THE SIDE DOOR AND WALKED UP 2 THE TRUCK AND THIS PUNK WAS PLAYING WITH HIS SHIT THREW HIS PANTS.SO I SLAPPED THE SHIT OUTTA HIM.LOL AT FIRST HE STARTED 2 OPEN THE DOOR THEN HE ROLLED UP THE WINDOW AND TURNED ON THE TRUCK AND SMASHED OUT.THE HOES WERE PISSED BUT I WAS LAUGHING CAUSE I STILL COULDNT BELIVE IT.THE BITCHES HAD ASS LIKE A MOFO BUT THAT FOOL WAS OUTTA POCKET.LOL I KNOW COOL STORY HUH BREH....
 
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carl winslow

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Dec 17, 2004
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i guess jacking off in public is still kinda inappropriate (though he didnt have has thing all out so he was being somewhat decent)... but i thought this was story about a guy who pooped himself and was just rubbing the shit through his pants for some nasty reason...now that would be nasty
 
Arson

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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May 7, 2002
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ino about the whole :golly gee better get a closer look: thoughts when you hear another man is playing with his dick, I pray we all go our whole lives with out making contact with another man while his dick is hard.
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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Aug 20, 2003
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Arson said:
ino about the whole :golly gee better get a closer look: thoughts when you hear another man is playing with his dick, I pray we all go our whole lives with out making contact with another man while his dick is hard.
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DUDE NEEDED 2 GET SLAPPED SO I SLAPPED EM.NO HOMO....I MEAN SHIT THERE WERE LIL KIDS WALKING AROUND IN THE PARKING LOT WHILE THIS WAS GOING DOWN.IF DUDE WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE INDECENT HE WOULD OF BEEN LEAKING....
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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Aug 20, 2003
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ECOSE said:
so while you where hitting him he probably had his hands up blocking your hits. u wash your hands after smokie??? lol ol jizz hands....
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NA BRO I SLAPPED HIM ONCE.HE DIDNT HAVE A CHANCE 2 PUT HIS HANDS UP.AND YES AFTER I SLAPPED HIM I WASHED MY HANDS.FUCK THAT NASTY MOFO....
 
R8R

R8R

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Smokie, u need to be careful. Things could have went bad. Reminds me of the scene in Grandmas Boy except you willingly approached him. That fool could have let off all over you...lol
 
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