On walking to BART from work I took the time to smoke a nice fat hash joint i had from earlier in the day....Smoked it on up and was floatin through the street ....As i went to enter the BART station I seen something I have only seen once before..An Asian Panhandler....I was shocked and amazed, its not something some people will ever see, but she looked artificial, like she really wasnt homeless, just on her way home and stopped to bum some change....
So i pass up the fake chinese bum and continue down the way to see that the entrance to BART isblocked by about 2 more panhandlers....Wellm, its rush hour almost so I figure its just normal
" hey Man you got any spare change so i can get me a 40 today man, cmon hep me out" an obviosuly homeless man asks me, he looks pretty down on his luck and prolly really needs a drink...or a hit....I mean there aint no retirement plan in panhandlin....
,, As high as I was i usually just keep walkin...pay no attention and be on my way....but not today.
I stopped and stared him dead in the eyes
" Yeah, me too man.I want a 40 too.... You got some spare change so "I" can get one, cmon help ME out "
he gives me a crazy look....and then says
" yeah man I can help you out, here you go "
and he gives me his spare change....
WTF ?
this had me walkin away with a look on my face like the Rock...one eye up like "Huh?"
Score
Me : 43 cents richer
Homeless Panhandling Alcoholic : 43 cents poorer
Im gonna do this more often...Hey Light, meet me at Embarcadero BART, were gonna get some weedmoney !....lol
So i pass up the fake chinese bum and continue down the way to see that the entrance to BART isblocked by about 2 more panhandlers....Wellm, its rush hour almost so I figure its just normal
" hey Man you got any spare change so i can get me a 40 today man, cmon hep me out" an obviosuly homeless man asks me, he looks pretty down on his luck and prolly really needs a drink...or a hit....I mean there aint no retirement plan in panhandlin....
,, As high as I was i usually just keep walkin...pay no attention and be on my way....but not today.
I stopped and stared him dead in the eyes
" Yeah, me too man.I want a 40 too.... You got some spare change so "I" can get one, cmon help ME out "
he gives me a crazy look....and then says
" yeah man I can help you out, here you go "
and he gives me his spare change....
WTF ?
this had me walkin away with a look on my face like the Rock...one eye up like "Huh?"
Score
Me : 43 cents richer
Homeless Panhandling Alcoholic : 43 cents poorer
Im gonna do this more often...Hey Light, meet me at Embarcadero BART, were gonna get some weedmoney !....lol
