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Stockton regularly does something I really wouldnt consider yakin out the neck, because that usually implies some sort of exaggeratin, outright lying, etc., to make oneself seem more informed/entertaining/in the know, etc.

In his case I would label it "talking out the tonsils", maybe "talking out the appendix", simply for the fact that it is ridiculous, strange, and comical in a new, uncategorized sort of way I have yet to put a finger on.
 
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BTW, the fellatio study was proved bunk.

Comments: Is it really necessary to debunk this? The names alone suffice to expose the text as a spoof: Dr. B.J. Sooner. Dr. Inserta Shafteer. Dr. Len Lictepeen. This is clearly not an Associated Press news story.

The text first appeared, dolled up to look exactly like a CNN News Web page, on a college student's Web site in early October 2003. It vanished without explanation soon afterward, only to reappear 24 hours later with a disclaimer stating that the story, which now bore the byline "Brandon Williamson," was intended "for entertainment purposes only." (A subsequent version was also stripped of all references to CNN, presumably due to threats of litigation.) Those who find this sort of thing amusing will probably also enjoy "Ogling Breasts Makes Men Live Longer," a similar spoof circulating since 2000.
 
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blunt_hogg559 said:
strange web site for a christian to be on
Ay man, when I first came on here, I wasn't preaching, but after months homie of meditating on the Bible, it's a different change. I aint the only one. God works in Mysterious ways.
 
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As you get older, if you abstain from Sex, you'll live Longer. I knew an Italian Couple here in Stockton, and they're in their mid 90s and they said their secret is not having sex for 50 YEARS! DAMN!
 

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2-0-Sixx said:
Comrade, please, humor me with specifics and tell me how/why oral sex goes against christian morals...

I'm pretty sure it was the long lost 11th commandment: Though shall not giveth nor taketh head!
Hey now, remember Tadou was saying doggystyle is a weirdo porno position. This guy thinks God and Jesus dont' want him to get head...if he doesn't want to get head, and he's stupid enough to think that shit....Then he can miss out and his girl can get breast cancer.

To the retard who refuses to get head....maybe you should think about how your religion controls your life and you should probably think about what YOU think god is, not what EVERYONE else tells you to believe. Broaden your horizons and learn something.

God just doesn't like faggots. He doesn't care if you get your dick sucked or lick a pussy.
 

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Stockton209SS said:
As you get older, if you abstain from Sex, you'll live Longer. I knew an Italian Couple here in Stockton, and they're in their mid 90s and they said their secret is not having sex for 50 YEARS! DAMN!
Let me guess.....They're Catholic? And they have NO idea about how religion is a tool cause they were raised in the old country and you can't back talk there or have ANY opinion about shit.

Open your mind dog. You're wasting a valuable tool that's right inside your fuckin' skull.
 

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^I READ THAT SHIT. BRIAN ALEXANDER IS NUTTY. WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT PEOPLE DO IN THEY BED? AS A PREACHER, HE SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE WORD OF (gOD) AND TEACHIN' PROPER INTERPRETATION OF SCRIPTURE AND STEPS TO BE SAVED INSTEAD OF TEACHIN' HOW TO HAVE MULTI-ORgASMS. :dead:
 
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Sixxness said:
Let me guess.....They're Catholic? And they have NO idea about how religion is a tool cause they were raised in the old country and you can't back talk there or have ANY opinion about shit.

Open your mind dog. You're wasting a valuable tool that's right inside your fuckin' skull.
HELL NAH, I aint Catholic, not knocking on Catholics but foo I don't know how long you've been posting on here, but obviously you don't know my views. To let you in on it quick, I don't have a Religion, I'm just Christian or no Denomination, and if I was that old 40 and had a Wife, WE'D STILL BE HAVING SEX. I didn't say I'd abstain for a long time, that's the purpose of a wife to be one with her, and for her to satisfy your needs of pleasure. Religion aint holding me back homie, I just wouldn't want to kiss my wife the next morning after she's swallowed or washed her mouth with my CUM.
 

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STOCTON,
THAT'S CHILDISH. YOUR NUT IS PART OF YOU. PLUS THERE IS SUCH A THANg AS TOOTHPASTE AND BRUSIN' TEETH. THAT SHIT'S ONLY APPLICABLE TO SOME SLUTTY-ASS HO, WHO YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S SHE'S BEEN WITH.
 

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EDJ said:
^I READ THAT SHIT. BRIAN ALEXANDER IS NUTTY. WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT PEOPLE DO IN THEY BED? AS A PREACHER, HE SHOULD BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE WORD OF (gOD) AND TEACHIN' PROPER INTERPRETATION OF SCRIPTURE AND STEPS TO BE SAVED INSTEAD OF TEACHIN' HOW TO HAVE MULTI-ORgASMS. :dead:
Well, as one person said, it seems as if he is doing this because he failed as a certain type of preacher and now he is finding his niche. Also, he is concerned with the word of God whcih is why he is saying to keep sex within the confines of the bedroom. A lot of reasons why people stray is because of sex or lack of intimacy, and some of these people stray because their S.O. has an unfounded scriptural view on sex. Sex can lead to adultry, adultry is forbidden, and since he is saying to stay within the confines, I cannot say with good faith that he is wrong.
 
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JLMACN said:
so there is a CHRISTIAN way to have sex with your wife?

man....this is interesting..

lets here more!


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Pretty much, just as long as you don't physically force her. Don't lust to much for the sex either, because a Christian Relationship is obviously more than sex but working together in Faith. Sex isn't bad, it's just if you lust to much for it, and having premarital sex. Other than that, it's normal for Sex to Occur in a Christian relationship.