Anatomy of a Wack MC

[ColdBlooded]

incase you can't read my computer writing . . .


Anatomy of a Wack MC

Aviator Sunglasses – Cuz nothing says “Hip Hop” like “Top Gun”

Che – Cuz I’m supposed to be for the poor in the struggle (pay no attention to my jewelry)

POW MIA – For the brothers lost to the prisons and the streets (not that I give back to their families or communities)

Big Fucking Watch – Cuz nothing’s more gangsta than gaudy jewelry

Navy Patch – Cuz we’re at war, never mind that Che dude

Old Glory – Cuz I hate that Bin Laden dude . . . bomb those towel heads “protect me G Dub!”

About 80 chains – 3 crosses and 2 jesus pieces cuz as Pac said “only God can judge me” . . . apparently “only Jacob can jewel me”

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Who is che guevara? I hate when rich people or college kids where che shirts and don't even know anything about him.

 

[Rusto]

LOL

 

[mustynutz]

^^ aww you sensitive commie you...lol

yeah that pic is somewhat true

 

[P-Flo]

che is the most famous guerilla fighter....he was along side castro in the Cuban Revolution, he traveled around the world to lead guerilla movements....he's a crazy ass maa fucka...his principle was the "new man" motivated not by profit but by moral commitment to the cause of progress and equality

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I know he is comrade, I was being sarcastic.

 

[VSTXDJ]

^^^ HAHAHAHA LMAO AT DUDE ACTUALLY ANSWERIN YOUR QUESTION.. BUT YEAH I HATE DAT SHIT.. AFTER JAY Z WORE DAT CHE SHIRT ON MTV.. YOU GoT HELLA PEOPLE WEARIN HIS SHIT NOT KNOWIN SQUAT ABOUT HIM... HE'S A FUCKIN POP ICON NOW...DATS JUST SAD

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I like Fabolous.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I like Fabolous.

lol, that's because you're "Fabulous" MUHAHAA

 

[B-Buzz]

I forgot what website has it, but theres a t-shirt that has that picture of Che and below it it says "I have no fucking clue who this is" lol, Id like to see someone wear that

 

[ColdBlooded]

Someone should buy that and send it to Fabolous.

just remember nothing is more gangsta (or che like for that matter) than guady jewelry. . . apparently only jacob can jewel me.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I forgot what website has it, but theres a t-shirt that has that picture of Che and below it it says "I have no fucking clue who this is" lol, Id like to see someone wear that

collegehumor.com

 

[B-Buzz]

ya thats where I saw it, I didnt remember where it was though

Mike Tyson started the whole trend lol

 

[ColdBlooded]

I bet you he's up on Che more than most

 

[VSTXDJ]

yeah he is..you aint gone get someone tattoed on you and not know who da fuck he is

 

[Jake]

tell me about it...i felt hella stupid when i couldnt explain the tatoo of the templar knights on my back when ppl asked...actually had to read about them and shit...it sucked

 

[P-Flo]

haha i just wrote that explanation cause i just had a test on him

 

[ColdBlooded]

This is what happens when you let this guy pick out your clothes for you. Which is itself another sign of a wack mc.

"Oh hunny you just look FAAAABOLOUS!"

 

[2-0-Sixx]

ya thats where I saw it, I didnt remember where it was though

Mike Tyson started the whole trend lol

Yeah but Tyson has a couple Commie Tats. He also has Mao Tse Tung on his arm, which tyson said he was inspired by after reading his work in prison. I seriously doubt fabulous or Jay Z spend time reading Che

 

[ColdBlooded]

Uppin for the FabOlous fans