Haha, you ever see that on Satuday Night Live with Chris Elliot? I thought it was fuckin great. It was a garden tool/laser that would vaporize shit like piles of leaves and grass. It had warnings at the bottom of the screen like dont shoot at police officers. Then he went on about how its plastic and "Watch how it goes thru this metal detector" and it said terrorists: please dont buy the Amazin' Lazer. Lol.
The Amazin Lazer can be used for good or Evil. Please use it only for good.
The Amazin Lazer can be used for good or Evil. Please use it only for good.