Am I the only shrimp dicked mutha fucka around here

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MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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or does anyone else have a problem with condoms slipping off during sex? I mean, this has happened like 6 times in 8 months. Its never happened before. Then I gotta retreive it from the poon, which isnt easy. Sometimes when it comes off i dont even know, so I keep pounding away not realizing that Im driving the condom deeper into her snatch. Then it comes time to retrieve it, its like all up in her cervix and shit. Only the very tips of my fingers can clutch it. I swear its like trying to remove a hook from a largemouth bass that swallowed your bait.
 
Masked Lemon

Masked Lemon

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Nah man, I got a problem with them fuckers busting all the time, be all up in it and I'll hear a loud pop... busted another hole inthe damn thing, that's why I try to mess with girls who have their tubes tied now, can nut in them all day long and not worry bout it, yadadiholla?
 
JLMACN

JLMACN

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^^^wrong...

get educated my friend. thats a myth....

oh and the reason your condoms bust is...becuase your dick is not filling the condom all the way....its letting air in...and each time you "hump"....it fills with air...more and more....(like a balloon each time you blow)..

so....maybe you have the same problem as MeloTrauma...


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GHP

GHP

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You want to squeeze the air out of the resivour tip before putting them on. that might help
 
I. Cold

I. Cold

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Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
Again, you can get herpes even with a condom. Did you already forget this conversation from the Sisters Forum?
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No shit?

thats news to me

So is what jlmacn said.. I had no idea thats why they burst
 
GHP

GHP

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yeah you can get herpes with a condom if yu fuck a girl with a big visable open sore where your bumpin uglies. if your that nasty you deserve to get burned
 
C

C-DUBB

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jayda650 said:
yeah you can get herpes with a condom if yu fuck a girl with a big visable open sore where your bumpin uglies. if your that nasty you deserve to get burned
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real talk , i know some people that really deserve some shit for all the really sick shit they did to theyre dick..lol... sad but true
 
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