ALL YOU FAGGOTS HOW DO I MAKE SPAGHETTI?

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Willy Jones

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Ok that's it!!! My mom made some spaghetti and IT TASTED LIKE SOMEBODY SHAT IN MY MOUTH!

Of course it is no surprise since I'm Japanese/Irish/German/Welsh/Scottish/English/Austrian and HAVE NO ITALIAN IN ME AT ALL!!!

All my greasy haired friends I NEED YOUR HELP!!! I need a recipe to make excellent spaghetti sauce so I can make it, impress my mom, show her how, and then I WILL HAVE GOOD SPAGHETTI - NOT THIS BOWL OF DIARRHEA I HAD TO EAT!! WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE SITUATION!!!

Now, the criteria for your recipe is as follows:

1) It must taste good.
2) No fuck that, it must taste so good IT WILL MAKE ME PUT ON A JOGGING SUIT, WALK WITH A CANE, SLICK BACK MY HAIR and KISS MY BROTHER FREDO ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HAVING HIM EXECUTED ON A FISHING BOAT.
3) Yes, it must be so good that my mother will go back in time to give birth to a brother of mine named Fredo, if that's what you were wondering.
4) As usual, it must make me want to SLAUGHTER myself in joy. I mean chop my OWN HEAD OFF WITH A CUTCO KNIFE and a GEYSER OF BLOOD WITH COME OUT AND COVER THE WHOLE KITCHEN..YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL WHERE THE SPAGHETTI SAUCE IS BECAUSE IT WILL BE SOAKED IN THE MOST GRUESOME RED.

Winners of the contest , I will pay pal you $0.50 (american).
 
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Willy Jones

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Oh and one more rule.

5) Tooper is not allowed to submit a recipe. One time he boiled a pot of spaghetti and was confused by all the bubbles, because he's retarded. He ran to the siccness to report the pot to a moderator, but was unable to.

This disqualifies him.
 
Gizmo

Gizmo

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#1) Let the water Boil before you but the Noodles in.

While boiling Water add a pinch of salt, and some Basil or Italian Seaoning and garlic salt.
when noodles are done Drain and Mix a table spoon of Butter in the Noodles.


Actually I got this back words. Noodles are cooked last.


Meat. Use Lean ground beef, add salt to taste, some Italian Seasoning or Basil and garlic.
Cook to done Drain. Cook some type of Sausage what ever you like. I prefer Hot Links, Just adds more Flavor. Cook till Browned, dont have to be warm all the way through.

Sauce. You can actually start with any brand Prego, ragu it doesnt matter.
Chop up sopme unians, Bell Pepers, garlic, Mushrooms and Tomatoes. cook in a Pan for about six minutes.
Add to A Pot big enough to Hold all the veggies and sauce.
Add some garlic Salt.
Boil on low for about 1/2 hour.


Get some Garlic Bread and your good to go.


The bomb.
 
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Shark

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Boil spaghetti noodles

Chop up 1 Green Bell Pepper & 1 Smoked Sausage

Brown the sausage a little in a skillet

Brown a pound of ground beef

Add a jar of Classico Fire Roasted Tomato & Garlic sauce to browned meat

Add Bell Pepper & Sausage to the meat sauce

Pour over spaghetti & mix in

ENJOY
 
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pour one cup antifreeze into boiling water....let simmer 10 minutes....place noodles in oven....bake on hi for 30 minutes...pour tomato sauce into simmered water...bring to boil...pour onto boiled noodles...enhoy your meal :)
"I'm Japanese/Irish/German/Welsh/Scottish/English/Austrian " in other words you got one ugly ass mug goin on huh?
j/p
 
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