> MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY: > > AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN > OR TRADITIONAL MUSLIM MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE > IF HE DOES SO. > > THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN > WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD > TERRORISTS. > > NUDE WOMEN CIRCLING THEIR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS > RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. > > ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN > FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR RADICAL MUSLIMS, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY > THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE, AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. > > ADDITIONALLY, SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT > APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. > > THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO > ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. > > GOD BLESS AMERICA IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS > THIS ON.
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