Alcohol laws by state

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States_by_state

wtf

No beer on Sunday? What the fuck is that no drinking on Jesus day?

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No open container law? Legal drink and drive?

Mississippi allows it.

Nice.

Wisconsin permits the consumption of alcohol by minors, provided they are being supervised by parents/guardians/spouses. Most municipalities have a uniform 9 p.m. restriction on all alcohol sales. Notable exceptions: La Crosse, Maple Bluff (near Madison). Supermarkets, liquor stores, and gas stations may sell liquor, wine, and beer.


Utah - y'all gay.

ABV > 4.0+% sold in state-controlled stores only. State-controlled stores close on Sundays and cease operations no later than 10 p.m. the rest of the week. Restaurants must buy from the state-controlled store (no delivery) at retail prices. No alcohol may be served on Election Day until 8 p.m. No alcohol is served in restaurants without purchase of food. A ban on 4.0% or below beer available on tap was repealed in March 2009. Sales of kegs prohibited.

Texas on that parent watch shit too

Minors may legally consume (but not purchase) an alcoholic beverage if it is consumed in the visible presence of the minor's adult parent, guardian, or spouse.[40]

Oklahoma: wtf, 4.0% ABV/3.2 ABW or higher only sold at room temperature in liquor stores what is that shit like its gonna stop the winos who dont have refrigerators?

South Dakota got it sewed. Only one restriction - 14% abv cap on beer. I wish I could find some 28 proof beer.

Oklahoma on that room temperature shit too wtf

Fuck with Missouri

One of the most alcohol-permissive states, perhaps only behind Nevada and Louisiana:

  • Patrons allowed to take open containers out of bars in Kansas City's Power & Light District.[18]
  • Parents and guardians may furnish alcohol to their children.[19]
  • Missourians over 21 may manufacture up to 100 gallons of any liquor per year for personal use, without any further state limitation, state taxation, or state license.[20] (Obtaining a permit from the Federal Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau and meeting other requirements under federal law probably still is required for private citizens to manufacture distilled alcohol - but not wine or beer - for personal use.[21][22][23][24][25])
 

Mike Manson

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Yeah, Wisconsin is alright. Was there in 96/97. Even drank in bars there and didn't have a problem...

But yeah...Germany = 16 legal to drink wine and beer, but no hard liquor. 18 = everything legal.
 
Apr 23, 2006
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none of them is fuckin with laws on the strip

drinking in public

no last call

but alot people think you can drink on the streets anywhere but the cops out here will still pull you over and depending on which unit your prolly fucked

metro will tase your ass
henderson PD will beat your ass
but north town cops prolly wont give a fuck lol
 

NAMO

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zzz fuck laws i drink and smoke whenever the fuck i want where ever the fuck i want

I'm hard
 
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Missouri laws are cool. Its very hard to get arrested for something alcohol related and if you do your retarded. I would say if your an it of towner stay with the power and white district unless you know the bars. Some places people act retarded like at phase 2 nightclub there is at least one shooting a month. People act stupid off a little liquor in k.c.
 
May 13, 2002
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Washington state sucks ass too as far as Liquor goes. The state runs liquor, so you can only buy it at liquor stores, which are most always closed on sundays and most of them close early (like 6pm-8pm depending on location). On top of this, our faggot state has a "Sin tax" which makes Liquor much more expensive. For example, if I want a 5th of grey goose vodka, it's like $35. I've been to Arizona and bought that shit from a super market (which in itself was an amazing experience to buy liquor outside of a liquor store) for just about half the price.
 
May 13, 2002
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Not in WA. We have liquor stores, and most of them are CLOSED on Sundays.

Seattle has gay liquor laws--including NO ALCOHOL SERVED IN STRIP CLUBS.

No wonder they all folded.
that's probably the main reason I never fucked with strip clubs. They make you buy a $5 soda once every hour. lmao! shit's gay, rather watch a porno.

Again, in AZ and in Canada, I went to a few strip clubs and it was a blast. Why? Cuz you could drink!

And yeah I've been to the drive through liquor stores. Genius! I believe Denver had them too but I'm not 100% on that.
 

DVS ONE

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Cali strip clubs will only sell alcohol if the girls are not fully nude.Topless=Alcohol Nude=flat soda..... And in Texas they have dry counties.Me and my friend had to drive to the next county to pick up cases of beer.
 
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drive thru liqs on the way to watch ufc or football at a homies pad. is friggin great.
and in cali (where im from) 7-11 only sells beer/wine. but here in AZ u can buy hard liqour in them . which to me is kinda f'd up considering how theyre mostly in low income neighbor hoods.. do that math on that one. Furious Styles style....