Alan Patton wants your childs urine.

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Alan Patton says Cash for your boys pee..Yay or Nay?

  • Rack me out playa

    Votes: 11 47.8%
  • I'd kill this son of a bitch

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Hell no, I'd call the cops

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • What a sick fuck. Lock him up forever.

    Votes: 8 34.8%

  • Total voters
    23

Gas One

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#1
Man Accused Of Drinking Boys' Urine Arrested In Dublin



DUBLIN, Ohio — Police charged a northwest Columbus man with criminal mischief for allegedly planning to collect young boys' urine and drink it. Alan Patton was recently spotted in restrooms at Sports Ohio two weeks ago, 10TV's Glenn McEntyre reported.
According to a police report obtained by 10TV News, Patton, 56, the female employee recognized him as the same man she saw the previous week "putting Saran Wrap on toilets and cups in urinals."
The employee called police and found Patton walking out of a restroom stall with a black duffle bag, McEntyre reported.
Patton told investigators that he was not hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness.
Police said that Patton did not have contact with any boys during the incident but was at the complex at least twice over the past couple weeks.
Patton, a registered sex offender, posted bond and faces the misdemeanor charge, 10TV's Andy Hirsch reported.
In 1994, Patton pleaded guilty to a charge of gross sexual imposition against an 8-year-old boy. He served four years in prison and was labeled a sex offender.
Then, in 2006, Patton was caught at a Gahanna movie theater and was accused of watching little boys urinate. Police said that Patton admitted to collecting boys' urine and even paid them for it. Patton was charged with voyeurism, McEntyre reported.
Police said that Patton would turn the water to the urinals off, place a cup inside and then collect the urine after a boy went to the bathroom.
"It's just devastating," said a Dublin mother of four, who requested anonymity. The woman said that instead of allowing her 9-year-old son to use a public restroom by himself, she will take him in the women's room with her.
The mother said she wanted her son to see Patton's picture.
"I told him, 'I know you get very upset when I don't let you go in the bathroom by yourself. This is why. There's this man that's waiting in there for little boys to do terrible things to them.'" the mother said.
10TV News reached Patton at his home Sunday but he declined comment.
Stay with 10TV News and refresh 10TV.com for additional information.
 
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dont have any kids but im sure if i did my lifes worth of drug use would make even my offsprings urine taste like a combination of acetone, ether and marijuana so i dont know if that would make the price go up or down in this case....
 

Gas One

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alan patton said:
I like it because it makes me closer to them - like I’m drinking their youth.
^ wtf type of shit is that


you know how much it would scare your child if you told him that he needs to be wary of creepy men trying to drink his pee in the public bathroom. thats pretty much the reason i was freaked out about leeches as a kid.

hes one of them mutha fuckas that draw dicks on the bathoom stall and drill holes and shit
 

Gas One

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like this dumb ass nigga is really in a dark corner hurriedly drinking warm pee with a releived look on his face. i dont know if i could sell my childs pee knowing this nigga is somewhere jerking off drinking my kids piss in his mouth from a fuckin pink crazy straw.

i mean what if he really is drinking their youth

we wouldnt fucking know, dont no one drink little boy pee
this fool is like....freddy krueger but he comes in the bathroom to steal childrens souls

edit: and about the holes in the walls in pub bathrooms that shit pisses me the fuck off. i guess people go to any lengths to spy on people.wtf do you do bring a drill in the bathroom?
 

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#11
you know that bump on his bottom lip is from drinking pee, too

drinkin that rest stop pee...you right

but yknow hes prolly kinda fruistrated and desperate

obviously at some point the cup thing wasnt working and he just started going up to kids like ted dibiase and shit

handful of xbox360 games and lollipops and a dixy cup

hed come back to a empty cup in the toilet and frown lol
or what fool was scooping it out? hahahaha