AIRLINE WANTS TO CHARGE YOU MONEY TO TAKE A PISS OR SHIT - WTF

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Dec 12, 2008
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(USA TODAY) - European discount giant Ryanair is pushing ahead with plans to charge passengers to use the lavatories, news that comes just a day after U.S. low-cost carrier Spirit said it would charge for overhead bin space.

The Daily Mail of London writes "no-frills [Ryanair] is working with Boeing to redesign the cabin and develop coin-operated toilets on 168 of its planes. Not content with charging passengers for use of the facilities, the airline is also looking at reducing the number of toilets on board, leaving just one available cubicle for up to 189 passengers."

How much will it cost you? The airline plans to charge either ?1 or £1 on flights of an hour or less, according to ATW Online. That works about to between $1.30 and $1.55 for the privilege of using the toilet.

A Ryanair official tells the Mail the carrier hopes the toilet fee will change customers' habits. "By charging for the toilets we are hoping to change passenger behavior so that they use the bathroom before or after the flight," Ryanair spokesman Stephen McNamara tells the paper. "That will enable us to remove two out of three of the toilets and make way for at least six extra seats."

Meanwhile, Ryanair is making news with other fees, as well. The carrier announced this week it would hike its checked-bag fees by about 33% for the peak summer travel period. Business Traveller magazine writes Ryanair says it's making the move to "incentivise all of its passengers to travel light during the peak summer months." The BBC adds Ryanair said it would urge its passengers to avoid check-in baggage fees by travelling with carry-on bagsonly."

DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND I WON'T PISS ON THE CARPET ...... OR SHIT IN THE CORNER .
 
Jan 7, 2004
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Well it's retarded none the less but Ryanair does mostly small European flights(at least that's what they did some years ago when I was there) Like 45min- 2 hour flights, so it wouldn't be too long and their flights are dirt cheap sometimes just paying the tax. Flights from Germany to England were sometimes 30 euro or at times even cheaper. Adding these charges will up their total price and it will start to sound better to take the train.
 
May 14, 2002
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I never fly with them anyway. They only fly from the most remote and small airports and they fly at ridiculous times.
But if I would be charged for the bathroom, I would make damn sure I get a full moneys worth and make that toilet as dirty as I can (without using my hands).

Let them work for that £1!
 
Apr 7, 2006
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Man from what I hear some German's do not like breaking bread... so I'd hate to get a wiff of what them planes'll have cookin!!
 

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Sep 27, 2004
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you feel though? fuck that, i'm in the plane and i still make phone calls. they dont control the sky and thats some lies about my cellular jamming they radars. i payed to be there i'm going to do as i please comfortably since i dont disrupt others



well it dont know about it now since my phone is jacked
 
May 26, 2007
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ive used my phone on the way to vegas...they monitor everything enough! dam if im paying a expensive airbill then i will use my phone, ask for a pillow and blanket, cocktail, whatever i wish..event pee and not put change in the bathroom if they had it rigged that way..enof is enof