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lenbiasyayo
Oct 21, 2002
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lol, me and this kid Jared did this last night, He actually records and shit and I just fuck around with it so he ripped me. Figured Id post it up. We were makin this up as we went, I'm KillaWhale11, he's pepsi and binaca, peep it...its all off the top though...

KillaWhale11: fuck a pepsi and binaca, Ill beat your ass like I was The Million Dollar Man and you were Tatanka

Pepsi and binaca: I'll beat your ass and i'm only givin 40 percent// You're rhymes arn't even played, they're warmin the bench

KillaWhale11: first off fuck you bitch and that click you claim, everyone knows that jew unit is simply full of lames, Ill spark a flame and burn all you classless faggots all to ashes, then throw em in a bowl and smoke it at MDashes

Pepsi and binaca: I'll slice ya head and burn ya with a blue flame//I'll 'GZA' all over this 'Old dirty bastard' while I get his girl's 'WU-TANG'

KillaWhale11: Ill beat ya to death like I was tweeked of Mef, slide to the left and leave you dead man, make your clothes so bloody your new name will be red man

Pepsi and binaca: I'm at a height you've simply failed to reach//Killa whale huh? well looks like this whale is beached

KillaWhale11: pepsi aint down, youre as generic as Royal Crown, if I was from England Id tell you that you were one dumb bloke, Ill spray this binaca and take a sip from my rum and coke

Pepsi and binaca: Your rhymes blow, ain't no way they'll be burnin me// If I'm english you're 300 pounds and NOT CURRENCY

KillaWhale11: LMAO
KillaWhale11: fuck... Im stunned, lol

KillaWhale11: Ill give it to ya that last one was sick, but Im bout to bust in ya ear like a broken q-tip, your girls a retard I told her to suck the hose and make some cool whip

Pepsi and binaca: this ones gonna suck
KillaWhale11: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pepsi and binaca: Your tonsels are about to get re moved// at the aquarium, theres whale slide shows, so I guess you're see-thru//

KillaWhale11: I could picture you at the aquarium lookin for some rotten tuna, Ill give it to the preachers daughter and have her screamin halleleujah

Pepsi and binaca: you suck and your rhymes are thin like water//you only gave it to the preacher's daughter, cause you got it from her father//

KillaWhale11: youre gay, you bitch, you need to be quiet, Ill grab your girls phelopian tubes and tie it, Im fatter than you before you went on the subway diet

Pepsi and binaca: I'mma beat your fuckin face until it swells, you dyke//and you were never 'phat' you just had cellulite

KillaWhale11: cellulite? the only thing thats light is my cell, my rhymes dont sell, cuz I crack more phillies than the liberty bell

Pepsi and binaca: I'm removin your adamsapple, now your finished//you are like your cell, in bed all you get is roll over minutes

Pepsi and binaca: i'll kill ya, slash ya iris//in battle i gotta be wreck'less' like test pilots

KillaWhale11: you cant think cuz you got weiner on your brain, and I dont mean in your mind, I mean it literally mayne, you got a dick on your balls right now and thats lame

Pepsi and binaca: lol ok
Pepsi and binaca: When i swing, you'll get hurt, worse than mary's pussy in the virgin birth, i'll slap teeth until you slur word only action you get is when you use verbs

KillaWhale11: Im fatter than cartman, Ill chase you out of Chicago faster than I did to Steve Bartman
KillaWhale11: lol, that verb line is dope

Pepsi and binaca: ok ok
Pepsi and binaca: I'm careless, your grandma died because i fucked her//and FUCK CHI, I KILLED MY YOGA INSTRUCTOR

KillaWhale11: hahaha
KillaWhale11: the only chi youre fuckin is your grass pet, you'll be like a dude playin russian roulet, and make your last bet

Pepsi and binaca: fuck last bets i'll cash checks and slash necks so bad your last breath is gasped death

KillaWhale11: you wanna talk about last breaths thats liberace queer, your last gasp will be clogged with some much cum it'll pour out of your ear

Pepsi and binaca: You're blatantly wack and a dumb whore//and I'll smack you so hard the 'last' 'ones' to your name will become quarters!!!
Pepsi and binaca: u got it'?
Pepsi and binaca: KillaWhale11
Pepsi and binaca: and those last ones to your name
Pepsi and binaca: get it?

KillaWhale11: oh shit, hahahaha
KillaWhale11: you must have shitty wiring cuz your PA's weak, Im bout to ride on this muthafucka like I was E A Ski

Pepsi and binaca: Fuck killin killa whale, its a waste of a man//I'll murder your fam and save you like captain Ahab

KillaWhale11: your rhymes are dummy bombs cuz theyre phony ticks, the only thing in your blowhole will be this moby dick

Pepsi and binaca: i was drinking water

KillaWhale11: the only water you were drinking was yellow and really smelly, and it was comin out of a black hose thats owned by R Kelly

Pepsi and binaca: Fuck slicin ya wrists with a knife; I was gonna beat you to within an 'inch of ya life' but I fucked up and used a yardstick//now this bitch is dearly departed

KillaWhale11: you changed your name from tommy to tom so youre a subtle tucker, go hang out with terrance and phillip you bitchass uncle fucker

Pepsi and binaca: Fuck your life, your job, and the groceries that you baggin//Your 'shit' is always 'fucked' thats proof you're a faggot!

KillaWhale11: fuck Shannon cuz faggot, nobodys sharper, fuck you, your mom, your dad, even your barber

Pepsi and binaca: You suck and when you see me out the door you go boltin// and i'll kill you bar by bar like armless people pole vaultin'

KillaWhale11: I bust more caps than HMO dental, Im not really mind fucking you its only a dick in your mental

Pepsi and binaca: the only caps you bust are in your ass, i bet its tough to be such a fag and still be wack as fuck

KillaWhale11: the only thing WHACK ASS FUCK was you jerkin it on your partners ass, I smoke the ivy from Wrigley cuz I only hit the darkest grass