Ah yes, the scent of a Christian

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May 13, 2002
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For $80 a bottle you too can smell like virtue and be reminded of God.



California-based IBI has launched Virtue, the "world's first spiritual perfume". Company executives Rick Larimore and Vicki Pratt "...turned to the Bible and let Spirit guide us through the process of picking and choosing the right elements to include in the fragrance." The notes for Virtue include apricot, pomegranate, fig, iris, frankincense, myrrh, aloe, spikenard, cinnamon and cassia.

Virtue is an Eau de Parfum, and is $80 for 50 ml.

http://nowsmellthis.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2007/4/3/2855471.html
 
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I was going to start selling bottled holy water but I was beat to it
Speaking of holy water, I remember back in the day when I was at church, some fool was praying on his knees with his head bent right under the holy water thing that sticks out of the wall and when he went to stand up, he smacked the shit out of his head on it and spilled the water all over himself. Ah man that shit was great, I laughed so hard and had to walk out of church.
 

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Yes, all those that laugh at my jokes! I'll be in heaven kickin it with Rex Grossman, throwin the deep bombs to Berrian and fuckin playboy bunnies, and slamin back Jaeger bombs, that's how we roll, fuck it, gotta unleash the dragon on these beezies


Is that you?
You look a LOT like an old teacher of mine.