African Despot 'Cures' AIDS

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THE QUACK IN GAMBIA

African Despot 'Cures' AIDS
By Marco Evers

The president of Gambia is causing a stir with his claim to be able to cure AIDS. Hardly anyone in the country dares challenge him and, unfortunately, many actually believe him.

It's hard to make a name for yourself as a tyrant in Africa; the standards are pretty high. Jean Bédel Bokassa of the Central African Republic, believing himself to be the thirteenth apostle, had himself crowned emperor and is said to have enjoyed the occasional meal of human flesh. In Congo, the kleptocrat Mobutu Sese Seko built an airstrip for his chartered Concorde jets in the middle of the rain forest. Now, the president of the West African state of Gambia is doing his best to add his name to the list.

Yahya Jammeh, 41 years old, has been the president of bitterly poor Gambia since seizing power in a putsch in 1994. In the three so-called elections since then, he has not relinquished his seat. Among his achievements to date have been giving Gambia's 1.6 million citizens an impressive triumphal arch -- just like Napoleon gave the French -- as well as founding Gambia's first and only university.

Now he has gone a step further. A few weeks ago, Jammeh summoned his followers and a few ambassadors, dignitaries and TV reporters to announce in a garbled address that, having made some fantastic discoveries, he is now capable of curing AIDS (as well as asthma). The president admitted to his astonished audience that the therapies still had a few limitations -- he could only cure AIDS on Thursdays. Asthma, on the other hand, could be treated only on Fridays and Saturdays.

An estimated 20,000 Gambians -- about 1.2 percent of the population -- are infected with HIV. Jammeh claims to have successfully treated nine of them in January, and 27 more in February. He takes equal pride in the 500 asthma victims that he's cured. And he promises to take action soon to eliminate other diseases, since he claims to have a "mandate" -- apparently from none other than God himself.

International aid organizations are horrified to find that thousands of infected Gambians are hoping to be treated by the president. Jammeh says he'll heal anyone, young or old. He won't take payment, but he does make one stipulation: those who are taking anti-viral medication must stop doing so immediately. Two respected HIV/AIDS experts promptly handed in their resignation in protest.

Dressed in white from head to toe, the head of state stands before his patients, mumbling prayers and waving the Koran. Then Jammeh rubs green glop on their skin, sprinkles them with gray liquid from an old Evian bottle and gives them something yellow to drink. Bananas -- administered orally -- round off the treatment. After repeating the procedure for several weeks, he proclaims the patients healed. All of them. Without exception.

The trouble with despots

Jammeh explains that the method, based on the healing properties of seven herbs and Koranic prayers, is "foolproof." While he prefers to perform the healing sessions in public in front of TV cameras, he's willing to grant religious and social dignitaries private audiences.

Critical questions, on the other hand, are not welcome. A British correspondent from the Sky News network suggested Jammeh ought to have his method tested by independent experts. The president snapped back at her: "I don't have to convince anyone. I can heal AIDS and don't have to explain anything." He was visibly flustered by her request to analyze a sample of his herbal mixture. "Not in a million years," was his reply.

The trouble with despots is that no one dares disagree. The Daily Observer, a Gambian daily, commented without the slightest hint of irony that the president's "invention" was "the greatest ever witnessed in our modern world." Soon, the paper wrote, millions of people would be coming to the country to be healed. Gambians can look forward to an economic boom that could put them light years ahead of countries whose wealth is based on mere diamonds, gold or oil.

The country's health minister is a gynaecology graduate, trained in Ukraine and Ireland. Forty-three-year-old Tamsir Mbowe is always present when the statesman tries out his healing skills -- and even though he really ought to know better, he too praises what he calls the "president's intervention in the health sector." Mbowe even claims that Jammeh's ability to heal any patient has been "medically proven."

Far from it: The health ministry collected blood samples to prove Jammeh's wondrous healing powers and sent them to a laboratory in neighboring Senegal. While the ministry insists that the results offer clear proof of the president's healing powers, the Senegalese scientist who carried out the tests disagrees emphatically. He says no conclusions can be drawn because the Gambians didn't test the blood prior to the president's pseudo-medical intervention.

A United Nations representative in Gambia dared to assert that there was no proof of successful healings. She also cautioned the supposedly cured patients not to believe that they're no longer capable of spreading HIV.

President Jammeh responded promptly to these remarks: having branded the UN representative persona non grata, he gave her 48 hours to leave his country -- which she did. In the view of the Daily Observer, her comments had been "irresponsible".

No continent is as badly ravaged by AIDS as Africa. Roughly 25 million people have been infected, and 12 million children are AIDS orphans. The epidemic has been spreading for decades. In many places, traditional healers are paid more heed than university-trained doctors. Millions of men believe sex with a virgin will cure them of AIDS. South African president Thabo Mbeki has openly questioned whether the HIV virus in fact causes AIDS. His former vice president Jacob Zuma had unprotected sex with an infected woman in 2005 and later told a court that, having showered after the act, no risk was involved.

Some members of Gambia's parliament are cautiously voicing concern that the president may be insane. Doing all he can to confirm this impression, the self-styled AIDS healer is now claiming to have discovered his fortune-telling skills. He claims to be able to predict a person's moment of death, after a single look in their eyes.
 

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International aid organizations are horrified to find that thousands of infected Gambians are hoping to be treated by the president. Jammeh says he'll heal anyone, young or old. He won't take payment, but he does make one stipulation: those who are taking anti-viral medication must stop doing so immediately. Two respected HIV/AIDS experts promptly handed in their resignation in protest.
WTF?

That's scary
 
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CHILEMACHO said:
didnt the iranians claim to have a cure also?
They claimed to have some kind of " medical breakthrough."

TEHRAN (UPI) -- Iran's Ministry of Health claimed to have made a medical breakthrough with a formula to control symptoms of AIDS.

The state-controlled IRNA news agency quoted an unidentified ministry employee as saying, "The research studies to find out a formula to cure AIDS was initiated during the tenure of two former health ministers and have led to useful results."

Former Minister of Health and Medical Education Dr. Mohammad Farhadi said the chemical and herbal treatment appeared effective on other immune disorders as well.

"The theory was to determine whether or not it is possible to boost the immunity system of the body. Some 60 projects were initiated to attain the result," Farhadi said in the IRNA report. source
 
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Africa is the shit but damn, how many tyrants must they over throw until they get a decent president? I feel like running Africa myself, them fools are too stubborn in their beliefs sometimes. It's okay to have opposing views to the mainstream, but when you put others in harms way it isn't cool. And if some one did find a cure why wouldn't they want to share it with the world, or at least the rest of Africa? Modernity isn't for everyone but in the least, make sure that the people you govern are healthy and happy, hiding and lying about cures brings a false sense of hope among other detriments. Every since white people left Africa these fools have been fighting for and abusing power ever since. I feel that Africans of the diaspora with their various skills and leadership abilities need to go over to certain parts of Africa and give them a hand, because this type of shit isn't working. Or at least some of the presidents need to start researching, if not from European sources, then from legitimate African sources. Parts of southern Africa, Ghana, and parts of East Africa has their shit some what together, but central and the rest of west Africa is in dire need of help.
 
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Africa is the shit but damn, how many tyrants must they over throw until they get a decent president? I feel like running Africa myself, them fools are too stubborn in their beliefs sometimes.
How many tyrants have been placed into power by foreign powers?

Every since white people left Africa these fools have been fighting for and abusing power ever since.
White people have not left Africa! Neo-colonialism is alive in Africa. Africa has been prevented from developing their own industries and their raw materials are being sucked dry by Imperialist nations. The prices of imports and exports have been determined by the world markets which are dominated by the industrialized nations. The World Bank and IMF have completely devastated Africa. The poorest African countries have been forced to "borrow" money from the World Bank & IMF for financial assistance who in turn attach extremely strict conditions to their loans, which in reality make these countries even poorer. Because these countries end up paying so much to repay their depts, they cannot invest money into the most basic needs, such as food, housing, eduction, etc.
 

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2-0-Sixx said:
How many tyrants have been placed into power by foreign powers?



White people have not left Africa! Neo-colonialism is alive in Africa. Africa has been prevented from developing their own industries and their raw materials are being sucked dry by Imperialist nations. The prices of imports and exports have been determined by the world markets which are dominated by the industrialized nations. The World Bank and IMF have completely devastated Africa. The poorest African countries have been forced to "borrow" money from the World Bank & IMF for financial assistance who in turn attach extremely strict conditions to their loans, which in reality make these countries even poorer. Because these countries end up paying so much to repay their depts, they cannot invest money into the most basic needs, such as food, housing, eduction, etc.

it's not only that, most countires are inherently unstable because of the way the map was drawn (by Europeans) - straight lines with no sense of ethnical boundaries

that's the ultimate reason for all the civil wars and instability - you put two tribes that just can't stand each other and have fought for centuries in the same country, what do you expect to happen?
 
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African Despot 'Cures' AIDS
By Marco Evers

The president admitted to his astonished audience that the therapies still had a few limitations -- he could only cure AIDS on Thursdays. Asthma, on the other hand, could be treated only on Fridays and Saturdays.
lol...


For sum reason i believe finding a cure would cause a lot of trouble in this world....