Abyss Facts

[Premo]

abyss fact: abyss can't actually wrestle
abyss fact: abyss is not actually classified as retarded, much like refusing the field sobriety test, abyss simply refused to take the IQ test and had to surrender his liscense...and ability to wrestle
abyss fact: this guy isn't quite kane but he's damn sure trying now a days
abyss fact: abyss once competed for ring of honor wrestling...no seriously
abyss fact: where's jim mitchell?
abyss fact: kid kash after a heroin binge fell asleep in a dumpster inside the asylum, it was there he discovered THIS generation's john cena, abyss...unfortunately three months before the debut of the character that would go on to make john cena THE john cena of THIS generstion
abyss fact......or fiction: abyss is entertaining
abyss fact: once a year jerry lewis hosts a telethon to raise money for refunds of people who have purchased PPV events in which abyss has wrestled
abyss fact: if you watch an Abyss match backwards, his wounds heel and he is able to make thumbtacks levitate
abyss fact: once a year jerry lewis hosts a telethon to raise money for refunds of people who have purchased PPV events in which abyss has wrestled
abyss fact: abyss spelled backwards is john cena

 

[SC_408]

lol..fuck abyss and that wack ass 80's gimmick

 

[Premo]

yea and hes even using hogans old music wtf .. did u see sacrifice ? he hulked up in his match against nigel mcguiness . what a stupid finish . the crowd seemed into it tho , they were all YOUUUUUU when he pointed .. lol

 

[Premo]

yea and hes even using hogans old music wtf .. did u see sacrifice ? he hulked up in his match against nigel mcguiness . what a stupid finish . the crowd seemed into it tho , they were all YOUUUUUU when he pointed .. lol

 

[Cheaptimes]

yea and hes even using hogans old music wtf .. did u see sacrifice ? he hulked up in his match against nigel mcguiness . what a stupid finish . the crowd seemed into it tho , they were all YOUUUUUU when he pointed .. lol

 

[Premo]

damnit

 

[SC_408]

most of tna fans are planted anyways

 

[Rasan]

tna sucks, end that crap already.

imo

 

[Madison Kaine]

It upsets me to see how much of a blatant Kane/Mankind rip off he is. I love the fact that I can go to another wrestling show and see what TNA has to offer, and don't get me wrong some of their roster is entertaining to watch, but it is SO cheesy. These camera angles and filters they are messing with and stupid ass backstage interviews are so incredibly un-buyable and lame. I respect the talent but it is without a doubt cheesy.

 

[Nebulizah]

gimme Christy Hemme vs. Velvet Sky in a mudwrestling lingerie match and I might tune in.

otherwise, no thanks.

 

[ESFCE]

He is not that bad...but the music and Hogan obsession has to go. It reaks of Dave Sullivan

Kevin Sullivan's brother Evad. I don't know whether he was retarded or just dyslexic, or both (Evad=Dave backwards), but I remember he was suppose to be the biggest Hulk Hogan fanatic around, so the Hulkster gave Evad his magic pair of boots he wore when he bodyslammed Andre the Giant or something and the Taskmaster, getting annoyed at his brother and hating Hulk Hogan, cut them up causing Evad to go on a retarded rampage or something.

 

[ESFCE]

lmfao....i just started cracking up listening to that music

 

[GHP]

why in the fuck would TNA attempt to make abyss their top guy when they have AJ Styles and other deserving people. Abyss has absolutely no wrestling career without TNA

 

[Premo]

i think the abyss push is all hogan .

hogan is pushing wack ass fools .. Rob Terry is the number 1 wack fool he pushes

 

[Smitty]

Nah, Big Gay Rob is Dixie's project.