A young Swedish woman . . .

[ColdBlooded]

A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train...

The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard... the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek.

The Swedish girl thinks "I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him..."

The Dutch woman thinks "He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him..."

The Englishman thinks "The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me..."

And the Irishman thinks "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again."

Happy Saint Patrick's Day
Tiocfaidh ár lá











































This is to make up for the misleading nature of the thread title

 

[iaoish]

hahaha

 

[L.D.S.]

What kind of pants does Mario wear?









































DENIM DENIM DENIM

 

[NAMO]

lol

 

[ColdBlooded]

What do having sex in a boat and American beer have in common?

















They’re both fucking close to water.

lulz

 

[Irishmutt]

What do having sex in a boat and American beer have in common?

















They’re both fucking NEAR water.

lulz

FIXED

 

[Irishmutt]

HOW MANY IRISHMEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB????





















NONE THE BASTARDS WILL DRINK IN THE DARK!!!