A NEW LINE OF HALLMARK CARDS
ENJOY....................
Hallmark's new Candid Cards:
>
>
>
>
>1. So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> it's really good pay.
>
>2. My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat.
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
>
>3. Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
>
>4. Looking back over the years that we've been
> together, I can't help but wonder?
> What the HELL was I thinking?
>
>5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>6. How could two people as beautiful as you...
> Have such an ugly baby?
>
>7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> someone to love. After having met you ...
> I've changed my mind.
>
>8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> I never believed in Hell till I met you.
>
>9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
>10. Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go ... would you like to take this knife
> out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
>
>11. Someday I hope to get married.
> But not to you.
>
>12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
> Almost Lifelike!
>
>13. When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up,
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
>
>14. We have been friends for a very long time...
> what say we stop?
>
>15. I'm so miserable without you ...
> it's almost like you're here.
>
>16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>17. Your friends and I wanted to do something
> special for your birthday.
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas
> and West Virginia)
ENJOY....................
Hallmark's new Candid Cards:
>
>
>
>
>1. So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> it's really good pay.
>
>2. My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat.
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
>
>3. Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
>
>4. Looking back over the years that we've been
> together, I can't help but wonder?
> What the HELL was I thinking?
>
>5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>6. How could two people as beautiful as you...
> Have such an ugly baby?
>
>7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> someone to love. After having met you ...
> I've changed my mind.
>
>8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> I never believed in Hell till I met you.
>
>9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
>10. Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go ... would you like to take this knife
> out of my back? You'll probably need it again.
>
>11. Someday I hope to get married.
> But not to you.
>
>12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
> Almost Lifelike!
>
>13. When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up,
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
>
>14. We have been friends for a very long time...
> what say we stop?
>
>15. I'm so miserable without you ...
> it's almost like you're here.
>
>16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
>17. Your friends and I wanted to do something
> special for your birthday.
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas
> and West Virginia)
