a lil late but still funny.....

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Nov 27, 2002
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Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving and Get Away With



Talk about a huge breast!

> > Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

> > It's Cool Whip time!

> > If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

> > Whew, that's one terrific spread!

> > I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

> > Are you ready for seconds yet?

> > It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

> > Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

> > Don't play with your meat.

> > Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

> > Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
> > people at once?

> > I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

> > You still have a little bit on your chin.

> > How long will it take after you stick it in?

> > You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

> > Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

> > That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

> > How long do I beat it before it's ready?