WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE GENIE
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
female genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door.
He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. Then the Klansmen walk off.
As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde
genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the
first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung
like a black man is beyond me!"
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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
female genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
the floor is covered in $100 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door.
He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux
Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. Then the Klansmen walk off.
As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde
genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the
first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love
to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung
like a black man is beyond me!"
:dead:
